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Answers to exam questions from a job applicant at Google Inc., who scored 0 points on the test but was still hired: 1. During which battle did Napoleon die? – During the last one 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? – At the bottom, on the last page 3. Main cause of divorce? – Marriage 4. Main cause of failure? – The exam 5. What have you never had for breakfast? – Lunch and dinner 6. What looks like half an apple? – The other half 7. If we throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it be? – Wet 8. How can a person live for eight days without sleep? – No problem, after all, they sleep at night 9. If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what will you have? – Really big hands 10. 8 masons built a wall in 10 hours, how long will it take 4 masons? – No time, the wall is already built 11. How can we throw an egg on a concrete foundation without breaking it? – Any way, the egg won’t damage the concrete foundation in any case
dnešnà vtip
OdpovÄ›di na zkouškovĂ© otázky uchazeÄŤe o pracovnĂ mĂsto v Google Inc., kterĂ˝ sice zĂskal 0 bodĹŻ ze zkoušky, ale pĹ™esto byl pĹ™ijat: 1. BÄ›hem kterĂ© bitvy zemĹ™el Napoleon? – bÄ›hem tĂ© poslednĂ 2. Kde byla podepsána Deklarace nezávislosti? – dole, na poslednĂ stránce 3. HlavnĂ pĹ™ĂÄŤina rozvodu? – svatba 4. HlavnĂ pĹ™ĂÄŤina neĂşspÄ›chu? – zkouška 5. Co jste nikdy nemÄ›l ke snĂdani? – obÄ›d a veÄŤeĹ™i 6. Co vypadá jako pĹŻlka jablka? – druhá pĹŻlka 7. Pokud hodĂme ÄŤervenĂ˝ kamen do modrĂ©ho moĹ™e, jakĂ˝ bude? – mokrĂ˝ 8. Jak mĹŻĹľe ÄŤlovÄ›k ĹľĂt osm dnĂ bez spánku? – bez problĂ©mĹŻ, vĹľdyĹĄ v noci spĂ 9. Pokud budete mĂt 3 jablka a 4 pomeranÄŤe na jednĂ© dlani a 4 jablka a 3 pomeranÄŤe na druhĂ©, co budete mĂt? – opravdu velkĂ© dlanÄ› 10. 8 zednĂkĹŻ postavilo zeÄŹ za 10 hodin, kolik ÄŤasu to zabere 4 zednĂkĹŻm? – žádnĂ˝ ÄŤas, zeÄŹ jiĹľ byla postavena 11. Jak mĹŻĹľeme hodit vejce na betonovĂ˝ základ tak, abychom ho nerozbili? – jakkoliv, vejce v žádnĂ©m pĹ™ĂpadÄ› nepoškodĂ betonovĂ˝ základ

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