πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚The Perfect Gift For a Shitpost πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’΅πŸ’΅

I bet that by now you have heard of the new app for buying cheap chinese shit from the comfort of your phone.

Of course I talk about..Temu. It literally has anything you can think of, and my wife is fucking addicted to it. And like the good wife she is she got me something funny, since she knows I am into monetary oddities and stuff.

And it's also perfect for a hive shitpost.

So without further ado...

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In case you wonder, it costs about 2$ to wipe your ass with the beautiful face of Benjamin Franklin. For comparison, a similar item on amazon.com goes for 10$, that's 5 times the price!

Fyi, I haven't actually tried it yet, so I can't comment on the quality of the paper. Maybe I'll write a review when I do πŸ’©πŸ˜‚

Definitely a fun piece to own..And who knows, with the way the US debt goes up each passing day... The time we will be wiping our asses with real benjamins may not be that far off πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

After doing some temu searches, it looks like the app also has some fake gold/silver jewelry stuff. I say fake cause they are just too cheap be real. But I did end up ordering some "Bitcoin" coins. According to their description, they are silver/gold plated but I doubt that even that is true. But they were super cheap and look fun to have! I will make a post about them when I get them, along with another hillarious thing I picked.

Anyways, friends hope you enjoyed this fun little piece. Can't wait to show you what I am getting next πŸ˜‚

P.S. This is not a paid promotion. Or maybe it is. You will never know!

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Back during the pandemic shortages, TP got frightfully close to costing Benjamins. πŸ˜‚

I am trying to swear off of Temu this year. It's great for cheap clothes that come in the rainbowy colors I love, but I work from home FFS. I don't need that many clothes! I still check though, almost every time I think about buying something on Amazon et al. Can I get it cheaper from Temu? What do the reviews say? Sometimes you can score an impressive deal. Other times you just get crap.

!PIZZA

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Well there's one in Amazon too but temu is much cheaper!!!

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In Ukraine they had "Putin toiletpaper" already in 2010....
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Bahahahahaha

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That alone characterises us as a nation in a bad way.
Russians do not allow themselves such disrespect for the enemy!

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This is so humorous. I hope no one accidentally tries to spend it πŸ˜ƒ

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I will!

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πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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I have a constantly filled basket on Temu but, so far, I have resisted the temptation to actually buy anything. Most of my stuff is art and craft supplies with the occasional piece of clothing thrown in. Mind you the photos I've seen from customers of the real clothing has put me right off. πŸ˜‚

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Hahahahaha! Well you get what you pay for lel

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Yeah. After reading your post I went and filled up my basket again. Still didn't buy. Although I was just thinking about going back again because I need some black archival ink.

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Fyi, I haven't actually tried it yet, so I can't comment on the quality of the paper. Maybe I'll write a review when I do πŸ’©πŸ˜‚

Please do, I will be more than willing to read itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Nah, not putting fake chinese toilet paper in my my bum lol

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I got one of these some years ago but used it up in a wicked allergy season. It was cheap and poor quality to boot so I need far more sheets to do the job. It deserved a quick death anyway.
!LOL 🚽

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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Lmao, I'd never use this Chinese paper in my bum. You are brave!

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Hahaha... good one! I'd like to have a Bitcoin coin... I'll go to Temu. 😁

Also a Hive one, but there is no one yet that does this rarity, or I haven't found it. 😏

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There are a few silver rounds for hive. Ask @silversaver888 maybe she still has some for sale!

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hahahaha i'm just about to jump off Hive for the morning -and i see this post... GREAT way to start my day! hahahahaha thanks for the laugh! LOL

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Glad you liked the post friend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lol. That is funny to see. Is the image only on the outside or on all sheets of the toilet paper?

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On all sheets!

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Very meta, you bought some Chinese shit to wipe your shit 🀣 !BBH !PIMP

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Lel

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The 100 Dollar "Bills" will still be worth One (Silver and Gold "Coin" backed) Dollar, with "no loss" in Spending Power...

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One Hundred Dollar "Bills" will actually experience an "increase" in Spending Power, do to the 100 to 1 Exchange Rate...

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But will they become softer for sensitive skin? πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

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to be honest the paper looks thin, I think you might have a "breakthrough" while using it :)

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We will see πŸ˜‚

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LOL this is hilarious!!

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Yes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I want that !

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Go to temu then :p has some more fun things too πŸ˜‚

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Whit all the current rumour abt temu not sure a good laugh is worth getting my banking info sold on the web

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Soon the $100 may actually be worth that at the rate they are printing them!
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They will be "removed and replaced" with "no loss" in Spending Power...

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That would be fun although a bit painful for the bum

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🀣 seems like an expensive way to do that! Still, a funny novelty item / bathroom decoration.

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Yeah, it's a hilarious piece to own! Definitely not using it, probably unsafe lol !

Thanks for passing by!

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Haha! Your write got me laughing all through, the paper doesn't look bad, I just hope it is soft

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No idea, and probably never using it lol

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So you’re going to give Ben Franklin a dirty sanchez….πŸ€£πŸ’©πŸ€£
Who knows soon you might be collecting US dollars as a novelty just like the Zimbabwe money I sent you.

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Cheers to that πŸ₯‚

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It might be cheaper just using real hundies someday.

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i doubt that...

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that would be fun

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I love that design of the tissue

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🀣🀣🀣

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Oops that's funny

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Truly the perfect gift

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Haha
Try to spend this in a Mart and let’s see what happensπŸ˜‚

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