I Love Men not Naked Neck
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Come o. Just come first.
Secures wrapper around waist, reties head tie
I have so many questions about these species called some men. Yes, I called them that because, you know the way a chicken will run and you’ll ask what is pursuing this one, similarly, I wonder when I look at these ones. Especially the ones that don’t believe in love. You know that chicken that the feathers have been scraped from the neck, wait let me look for it…
…ehn this one. This is what they look like anytime I come across them. I just love my God. On a normal day, if it is not madness that is worrying you, why will you be shouting up and down? Ehn? Is it only your heart that break (Leave my English for Jehovah)? Burnaboy and Omahlay made millions from their broken heart, your own is to be shouting up and down like a market woman and you’re still broke.
Like one very nice man I know said, in his professor stylish stance, over rimless glasses, “back in those days, men went to war! Their skee was tested”. He meant ‘skill’. Anyway, I am not saying it is bad o but why will you shoot shot and still hold ball? If women are so wicked, be with a man now. Is it not your mates that are dating men and even giving birth? Why are you shouting?
Come. Why are you running?
I have not started o. Just wait. I will talk my church mind on this Hive today. Because it is only this species of mammals that will not tell a girl they like her but attack the naked chikan guy that managed to tell her. Ah. Brother, I will call you sister o because on a normal day, why not just swallow your pride and tell the lady you like her? Ehn? And we are the complicated ones? When we say no it is humiliation that follows. It’s not like that now. Come, bring your chair and sit down let Mama Deraa teach you the way of the waters. Soft and calm. Serene and plain.
But you know, there are ways to this thing called love,
adjusts glasses
...and it is not by force. It sounds like I’m saying nonsense abi? But that is what you sound like too when you are shouting that women are evil. In that case, you wouldn’t have been born, I’m sure your father would be married to a fellow man :harold_neo:
relaxes in my chair
Now that I have aired my church mind with Holy Strength, I will go and break my fast. I come in peace, let us laugh and pass. I’m in my house.
Gets up and walks into the house
First of all, the title and thumbnail got me laughing even before I started reading.
Then reading through, I had to scroll up again to check if I was reading someone else's post because I had never read this part of Dera's post before.
Which brother vex you😂. See the kind chicken wey you use 😂😂😂
I had a good laugh reading this 👍
My sister... you will not understand. These people can be a handful. No brother vex me o. I'm just doing Tit for Tat😂
Okay o 😂
LET US BREATHE oooo
That would be vickoly number one 🤣🤣..he is their chairman 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't tag him oo 🤣.. please don't..my hands are not there 🏃🏃🏃⛹️
But wait oo Dera...this title of the post alone is violence on it's own, come join this kwashiorkor looking he cocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those men eehhh ... their matter is tiring and it's good you are calling them out now in the street of hive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ordinary to man up and be humble to ladies who express their love to them..they would choose to be shouting upandan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Oga catch you. My hand is not there o🤣
That chicken is a very funny looking thing. And these kind men don't know that's what they look like when they open their mouth "waaaaaahhhh" 😂
I love Hive. Everyone can do Anonyi work now. If I don't talk it here, I will shout it on WhatsApp🤣
Don't mind them. They will still now be looking for love when they don't believe in love 😂
Anonyi work? I am running away with the speed of light oo 🤣😂🤣
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Anonyi is not one person, it is an idea now.
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Let me help you tag him @vickoly 🤣🤣🤣
Oh no 🤣🤣🤣
I am off oo 🤣😂
Ye 💀
Dera, are you stylishly writing on that caption from the city? Where is that crush of mine,are you seeing this with koro 👀
Dera, you got me laughing with tears, honestly 🤣🤣
I am not looking for anybody trouble o... I come in Peace 🤣
This one is not peace it pieces
This one is trouble shege promax🤣🤣
It's only fair that I tag some people to see this. For violence purposes @mikechrist @mathewdaddywah. @trojan1 what do you think?
My judge will God you 😭
Of course. He judges everyone at the end of the day.
Deraaa weldone you will receive my wrath
You get a lot of things wrong, men ain’t like this, you girls made us reacted this way. Emotional pain is something somemen cant endure for long, for example some male artist that killed themself because of heart break. That shii is really painful but you ladies take it for a joke. If we men reacted like this emotional the way you expect us to react you will take it for granted. You described us as chicken yes we were stupid for giving the wrong lady our full attention and love.
I do not hate your gender or dislike them for anything same way I won’t describe your some of your gender as a chicken or any sort of animal because i know there is always a reason for every reactions and every answer. @deraaa love is real i just hope you don’t give the wrong person so you don experience this feelings. But never describe men as chicken instead share your experience and corrections. No man will wake up one morning and want to simp over a lady or act bad over love excpet they experience the negative part of it.
Like what you told me, relationships is for marrige purpose everyother thing is just a joke and unnecessary, do instead i just ghost ladies and mind my business for my self improvement.
Bless up!!!
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This man conveniently missed the whole point ... chai.
Woman are evil don’t lie 😆
Picture of the men you love
How can you reblog a post plenty times???😂😂
My woman, it seems like you're out for blood today oo. But it's good, call all of them out one by one. If only freedom after speech wasn't a guarantee, I would have used my tag well. But alas! What can we do?😂😂
Let me go and see those that don't understand basic metaphors and sarcasm.
I'm still reading this epistle and laughing. Thank God for humour o. And sense 😭
Sarcasm you say...
hmmmmm
Pls I just ate and am having pain in my stomach as I laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣 that topic itself has my teeth out. Don't mind those men 🤣🤣🤣
No comment.
Not because I don't have any but because this isn't my table. I will leave it to MikeChrist and the rest
The title of the post and the chicken scrapped from the neck got me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂.