PIMP Shit - Because I Can

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Some of That PIMP Shit

After a few actual shit posts, how about we go over that badass PIMP Shit? For some of you, this is merely a review and update, but, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.

A PIMP is all about gettin' money. The definition of a PIMP has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways like peelin' the paint off bullshit on the daily and slappin' bitches. Put 'em in their places. Instincts are basic. Stack the chips and run through the races. I mean, why else are you here? Really.

PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share more tokens with you than any other organization, tribe or community on Hive. We are on the top 20 of over two dozen rich lists in holdings and mete most of them out to our PIMPs (95% of our daily proceeds). We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. Closed room deals? Fuck ya, but I still tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?

MOAR

I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.

What's that?

You want to be a PIMP?

How can you get some tokens to stake?

Ways To Acquire PIMP

if you already have PIMP and want more -

  • All of the above
  • Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
  • Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
  • Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator accounts
  • Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens

PIMP Slapper?

Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:

Current Tokens PIMP distributes:

Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:

We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from these lists. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.

The Fuck Does That Mean?

All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.

Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently the top 102 staykrz). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.

WINNING

Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.

I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.

But Why PIMP?

What sets the PIMP token apart form other ones? What do we do differently that would even make you want to be a fuckin' PIMP? One thing we do is hold physical assets that back our token. If HIVE goes to shit and falls to zero, your PIMP tokens will be worth at least as much as what we have in the vault. Shinin' baby.

I'm also going to take a few screenshots of what we hold in the digital realm on Hive itself. Then, we're going to do a little math and then you tell me, if you think PIMP is worth buying and staking.

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$20,275.43 USD

We currently rake in over three dollars a day just in rewards from our pool positions. That does not include the percentages from the actual swaps we get. Does anyone remember where we started? We barely had 100$ in there and I've seeded about 1000$ worth of this and that and kept it growing through smart trades and acquisitions. I actively pursue ways to make PIMP better and worth it for all of us. Peep game.

$0.0015 USD

That is the actual value in USD, per circulating token based on (only) the digital assets held by @tokenpimp, the account that shares the earnings each day. EVERY DAY. That means if you have a 1000 PIMP, it is literally worth $1.50 in assets propping it up. Is there any other tribal token out there that can claim to be worth that? Neoxian doesn't share any profits with you, just knowledge. Proof of Brain is a great concept, but what is backing the token? I'm not saying we're better or worse than either of those. DYOR.

PIMP Shittin'

In closing, I just wanna say that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their TDL. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.

And that's one of the keys to our success. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.

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great info buddy thanks awesome content

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Thank you for always pushing us forward 🙏 and I mean who doesn't want to be a P.I.M.P?
I do oooo 😁 lol

You really are the King of PIMP and the way you invite everyone yo join in shows your big ❤️
And even if Im not a know how it all works.. I learn more every day and YOU are a big reason for that.

King Witty Pimp ❤️

Im still a baby 😁 LMAO

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I Pimping love you 🤗

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Oh you KNOW I’m a muthafuckin’ #pimp. Staked everyone since the beginning and love #pypt. The slapper is something I have never used and will have to start ballin’

We hustlin and having fun in the district every damn day.

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Thanks for the update! You've grown something truly amazing here.

I wonder though, what happens when I Pimp Slap the Master Pimp? Let's find out... 😁

!PIMP

Have a slice of !PIZZA too 😄

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