🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #123 🍔 Heavy Metal Burgers, Blockchain Sorcerers & Bait Cars 👮
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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #123 🤫
🍔 Heavy Metal Burgers, Blockchain Sorcerers & Bait Cars 👮
June 18th, 2024featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @davidke20 (click pic to go to post)
Recently Malaysia unveiled it's new HEAVY METAL BURGER, aimed at luring a new crowd into the Malay hamburger scene. Punk rockers, headbangers, metalheads, and other people associated with the dark arts now have a burger to call their own.
Nobody is sure what the bun is made of and why it has such a dark hue, but it certainly is gothic. Squid ink, tattoo ink, used motor oil, it could be anything, but it's likely nontoxic because these heavy metal burgers are bangin' yo'.
by: @coloringiship (click pic to go to post)
Rumor has there are some BLOCKCHAIN SORCERERS lurking around in an undisclosed location in Malaysia. For a handsome fee you can hire these folks to cast a spell on your post that will bring many upvotes.
The secret to Hive success was always thought to be engagement, quality content, staking, etc., but few ever imagined it would be supernatural powers that can overpower blockchain technology. You many think this is all hocus pocus, and you'd be right, that's exactly what is .
by: @newhope1988 (click pic to go to post)
A POLICE BAIT CAR has been set up recently to entice local car thieves into stealing a car they will never forget. To the untrained eye, one may not notice the car is permanently attached to the earth and rigged with several hidden cameras.
Once the would-be thief enters the car, the doors immediately lock and local authorities are alerted. If the authorities are unable to come immediately, the iron bar backups are activated and the the carjacker will have to stay in the car prison until morning.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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STOPWow, that heavy metal burger sounds really really wild to me. I'm Loving how they’re mixing food with music culture. Also, the idea of blockchain sorcerers is hilarious, maybe I need a spell for more upvotes !LOLZ hehehe nice blogs as always from Asean Hive
The best attraction of this week's "Hot Goss" is the Heavy Metal Burgers, hahaha I had a lot of fun. Congratulations everyone.
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