Yeti on the Loose

by @offgridlife on OGMedia
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Up in the pines
Way past the last bus sign
Something big
Is skipping in 5/9 time

[Verse 1]
Checked my traps
Only found a half-chewed shoe
Big white hairball
Smelled like mulled raccoon stew
Tracks in the mud
Doing little tap-dance loops
Every other footprint
Ordered onion soup

[Chorus]
Yeti on the loose
In the north woods, baby
Swinging through the birch like a Saturday tune
Yeti on the loose
Oh the north woods, baby
Snap your teeth and clap, he’s howling at noon
Yeti on the loose

[Verse 2]
Sheriff wrote
“Subject: tall, extremely fuzzy”
Sketch looked more
Like my ex’s second cousin
Picnic table flipped
Thermos full of cold black brew
Marshmallows missing
But he left the fondue

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
[spoken over a lurching groove]
Saw him at the diner
Order “salad… hold the salad”
Extra pancakes
Side of spruce cone salad
Waitress asked “you local?”
He said “I’m… complicated”
Then he paid in
Pinecones, burped, and migrated [harmonica riff answers]

[Chorus]

Cowritten with Suno.com

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