🥼🧪💩 Stalin’s Secret Poop Agency 💩🧪🥼
This is something weird and hilarious I learnt today.
So, there's this somewhat credible rumour that back in the late 1940s Stalin had ordered the secret collection and analysis of the feces of foreign leaders like Mao.
The main purpose of this super secret poop collecting unit was to gain insight into the health and personality of the targets. The operation became public knowledge thanks to former Soviet agent Igor Atamanenko who supposedly found about it while doing research in the archives of the Russian secret services.
The stinky operation was run by the NKVD the
predecessor of the KGB.
The samples collected were analyzed to deduce character traits, signs of physical or mental illness, hormonal imbalances, stress etc. For example, if the feces were found to be high in Tryptophan it was concluded that person was calm and approachable. Similarly, a lack of potassium was seen as a potential case of insomnia.
Essentially a profiling method using poop 💩 😂
You probably wonder how the feces were collected in the first place.
Simple. When they had special guests the soviets would have them use special, regular looking toilets which were connected to collection boxes instead of the sewage system.
One famous case of a leader that was profiled with the method was Mao Zedong when he visited to Moscow in 1949.
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And this is more or less the story of Stalin's super secret poop agency. You can click here if you want to read more on it.
Just note that the claim remains largely unconfirmed. It may be totally fake news or or largely exaggerated!
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Lol that's unexpected from Stalin! It must have been super fun collecting all the stuff
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I wonder whether they also analyzed the urine of such guests :)
This made my day. The Soviets really took ‘intel gathering’ to another level!
This is why, his today successor, does not leave any poop behind. There is a special guy hired, to collect all the human waste, the guy in Kremlin generates. Might be worth a post about it.
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Must be a soviet idea of April 1st 😅
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Sounds like a really shitty job to have collecting it….💩💩💩
And to make sure the Chinese Chairman left a sample...
"And to celebrate our productive dinner meeting comrade Zedong we had this special Chocolate (ExLax) dessert made for you!"
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That is an interesting theory. I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen, but then again its just as likely not true. Who knows.
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Talk about absolute insanity, then again Stalin was paranoid as are all absolute dictator. Mao was too.
You could definitely find out some health conditions from samples which is why they are collected today, to rule out colon cancer or parasites. Very interesting history of the days of Stalin's Soviet Union!
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would be wild if it was possible to get all these people from different era's in a room to have a chat lol
There are definitely people who have pure shit in their brains hahaha.
I guess back then there were no laxatives, possibly they gave them crushed rat in their food and this makes them go to the bathroom, well that's where laboratory rats come from hahaha, but the problem is that the shit is contaminated with rats and it's possible that they analyze these animals and NOT humans.