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LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/4/2024

@lolz.burner59
LOLZ's Fun House

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/4/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-11-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-26-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-26-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 44 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@cryptovisitor11
@logen9f12
@henruc13
@barski14
@middle-earthling15
@pirulito.zoado16
@manuvert17
@fun.farms28-9
@astramar210-11
@servelle212-13
@anonyvoter114
@fjworld115
@savvytester116
@ieronimus117
@sylmarill118
@ironshield219-20
@efmm221-22
@hivecurious123
@dewabrata124
@amaari225-26
@esbat127
@pepetoken228-29
@cryptomeme130
@irvet131
@iceledy232-33
@vaynard86134
@svanbo235-36
@claudiavb137
@cursephantom238-39
@edgerik140
@sieghard1990141
@keechadkikali142
@awesomegames007143
@belhaven14144

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@ironshield, 44 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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@fun.farms56

Burning !LOLZ 🤡

0.30678971 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@fun.farms56

Saturday !LOLZ BURN 🤡 !ALIVE

0.30064014 BEE
@youarealive59

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@barski76

!VSC
!ALIVE
!LOLZ

0.27171193 BEE
@youarealive59

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. (3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@esbat63

!LOLZ

3E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Credit: belhaven14
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@holovision.cash57

!LOL

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(10/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@irvet63

!lolz

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@fun.farms56

!ALIVE

0.29461602 BEE
@youarealive59

@irvet! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@iceledy44

!LOLZ

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@sieghard199053

!LOLZ

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sieghard1990

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@henruc59

!lol

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@amaari55

!LOLZ 🤣

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@fun.farms56

!HUG 😁

0.28871742 BEE
@hug.bot43

Dear @amaari, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @fun.farms.
(1/3)

0E-8 BEE
@servelle68

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

4E-8 BEE
@hivegifbot64
0E-8 BEE
@youarealive59

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. (4/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@belhaven1464

!LOLZ

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@sylmarill60

!LOLZ

4E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@middle-earthling56

Congrats @ironshield
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Day

4E-8 BEE
@hivegifbot64
0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@pepetoken70

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

4E-8 BEE
@youarealive59

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@bbhbot50

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (1/50)

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
Credit: blockchainerx
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@amaari55

!LOLZ 🤣

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
Credit: hollowknightgod
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@servelle68

And one more
!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@astramar46

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@iceledy44

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@efmm53

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@logen9f66

!lolz

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@fjworld57

Thank You !LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@pirulito.zoado70

!lolz

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@astym43

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@astym43

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@anonyvoter57

Here we go !LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@hivebuzz74

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You published more than 200 posts.
Your next target is to reach 250 posts.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

Check out our last posts:

Our Hive Power Delegations to the April PUM Winners
Feedback from the May Hive Power Up Day
Hive Power Up Month Challenge - April 2024 Winners List
0E-8 BEE
@cryptovisitor57

!lolz

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@ieronimus64

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

0E-8 BEE
@savvytester59

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@weed.dispenser50

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP
0E-8 BEE
@arpuch58

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@hivecurious59

!LOLZ 😉

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@savvytester59

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@pizzabot58
(edited)

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

0E-8 BEE
@pepetoken70

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

0E-8 BEE
@youarealive59

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

0E-8 BEE
@bbhbot50

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (2/50)

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@awesomegames00769

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@efmm53

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@edgerik67

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0E-8 BEE
@cursephantom69

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE
@astramar46

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@vaynard8672

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(9/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@svanbo68

!LOLZ !PIZZA

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@svanbo68

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0E-8 BEE
@ironshield75

Horray, thank you for the !LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@keechadkikali58

!LOLZ

0E-8 BEE
@lolzbot70

lolztoken.com





What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0E-8 BEE