Banned From Meat Forever: My Rebellion Starts Now

"Some people are getting superpowers to save the day and be the hero. I got a lifetime meat ban. Let me tell you why that's the worse ban ever."

All my life, I've eaten more meat than fish or any other kind of food assistants, lol. Maybe that's why I was given the ban, to stop me from eating more meat because maybe I've eaten enough for a lifetime. But tell me how someone who would always prefer meat to fish obey such a ban even if there's a huge prize tag on it when I succeed.

Infact, scratch that! There's no way I can succeed in living the rest of my life without meat. And I have countless points to prove why that is impossible. Let's start with God's plan for my life from beginning of time - "Have dominion over all the animals" means I'm free to eat as much meat as I want, it is simply me obeying His command.

Yes, I'm very much aware that there are many protein giving foods but meat is included and I may not be able to prove it right now but every meat kind have their specific benefits for my body system that I can't afford to lose for the rest of my life. Asking me to give up eating meat now looks like I'm asked to lose those nutrients too.

I didn't want to think about the kinds of meat I'll have to avoid for a lifetime but I can't help it, the ban says "no meat" and that automatically means, "No more chicken, turkey, cow beef, assorted, snails" for me. What a ban! I'm definitely going to break the rule over and over until when I'm caught or punished but I don't care.

Now, let's go to the part where there will be people (especially the closest ones, my family) enjoying these meats daily and I'm asked to not join them. That will put some kind of demarcation between us as a family, I mean, I can't because of a ban break our family tradition of eating together, you get? That's another point.

Even if I bother try living by the ban, staying away from meat. I think I would become a fish researcher because I'd start looking for fishes that tastes very close to meat, those tough but delicious fish. I've heard of them but never got to taste them. So maybe until I find those kind of fishes, I can't afford to honour a meat ban for life.

I'd break the rule over and over because I love to eat meat, different kinds for different meals. Even with my plans to create and try out new meat recipes, I don't see how such a ban will work on me. I don't know what kind of punishment will be given to me if I break the ban but I don't care except it means my life will be taken which I think it's very unlikely because God owns life, you get?