Why Meat Ban Looks like Life Banishment

If eating meat is a crime then I'm willing to be wanteeeeeeeed

Lol.. That song sang by 2face Idibia of "if love is a crime then I'm willing to be wanted" popped up in my head immediately while reading the prompt for the second episode of the week because what is me without meat hehehehe. I can't stop laughing and I like the way my week is starting in writing.

At times, I look at myself and keep asking myself that how did I end up this way? I love meat more than my main food. I can eat any meat as long as it is meat except for human meat and snake.

I previously wrote on how I ate bird though it was given by an uncle but if I see any roasted bird meat today, I'm gonna woozzz it off. The extent at which I've tasted some animal meat, I wonder why people say they can't eat it and I look at them in pity of how much they are missing out especially when it comes to roasted dog meat and pork meat. Hmmmmm

Let's skip my fantasies on meat lol, and move on to the main discussion for the day. It would have been nicer and better if everyone is actually banned from eating meat and generally we know that we are bound to be eating just fish, snails, shrimps and whatever. You know? Everyone will be calm and looking out for one another not to go against the rule cos you can't be eating meat and overriding the law when I'm trying my best to comply so everyone will be on the lookout either positively to care about one another not being caught eating meat or actually monitoring to implicate the other person.

But in this case where the ban is been placed just on me alone and everyone goes out there selling and buying meat, frying and roasting meat, eating meat and breaking bones right in my presence without knowing that there is someone who is banned from eating meat close to them is definitely a wicked act and I'm sure whoever placed that ban on me definitely has a thing against me but didn't just wanna come out straight cos how on earth do I wanna cope

It's just like fasting and people around you are frying turkey, sauce the turkey nicely and then garnish it with fried plantain. Tapeworms will begin to grumble as to why you pick such day to be your own fasting day and only God's grace and self discipline would make you hold on to the fast to the planned time of breaking.

Without further ado, I don't think and I'm not sure I can survive a week with the ban. Let them Kukuma lock me up lol.

I'll be dropping my 🖊️ here as my entry on the Hive Learners community prompt

Thanks for reading through 🤗

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