🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #188 🐓 Loose Roosters, ASEAN Nativity & Human Zoos 🐅

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Greetings, welcome to ASEAN Hive's Weekly "Hot Goss," where I, @JustinParke, dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #188 🤫

🐓 Loose Roosters, ASEAN Nativity & Human Zoos 🐅

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^{by: @vvodjiu (click pic to go to post)}

In the Philippines a ROOSTER IS ON THE PROWL and it's ruining everyone's breakfast omelet. Normally you start your omelet with a few cracked eggs and give em' a whisk, but not locals are cracking eggs only to watch chicks stumble out and flee from the kitchen.

These are not Kinder Eggs my friends, but it certainly is a surprise. Will you find a tiny dinosaur in your egg or just yolk and whites to eat, it's hard to say until this romantic rooster on the loose is caught and given a stern warning.

^{by: @shikika (click pic to go to post)}

Most Christians around the world are familiar with nativity scenes, and many non-Christians are familiar with the sight because of the international popularity of the Christmas holiday as a shopping event winter decoration style.

In this the case the local Nativity Scene Goes ASEAN with the addition of @shikika, playing the role of the original wise women, the first one to arrive before the three wise men. This part of history is not shared much, but I think she fills the role quite well, don't you?

^{by: @arveno (click pic to go to post)}

A little known creature from the Amazon has become internationally famous in recent years thanks to its reputation for being able to befriend other species. They are however, very cautious animals when it comes to initial contact with a new creature.

For this occasion the local government created a Human Zoo For Capybaras To Visit, and it has been a hit. Local citizens can enter the cage and interact with free capybaras on the outside, but are allowed to leave the cage whenever they like. This will likely create a longterm trust between Indonesian humans and capybara folk.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

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