The legend tells it's secrets #92

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After engaging in their individual activities—whether playing cards, meditating, or taking a well-deserved nap—our valiant adventurers were fully prepared for the next phase of their grand journey. They were as fresh as a spring morning and as eager as children on Christmas Eve.

The legend, always having a trick up her sleeve, sent one of her minions, who constantly complained about his rheumatism, to retrieve all the knowledge she had compiled back to her kingdom. There, the writings and secrets would be studied with such meticulous attention that even an ant would not go unnoticed.

Everyone was ready to depart. After bidding farewell to the pleasant people they had met (and skillfully dodging those who were less so), they gathered their equipment. The city's soldiers had given them a rudimentary map to guide them to the next village. This village, according to their information, was inhabited by scholars.

For now, the goal was to reach this renowned small village of scholars. Our adventurers, never short of surprises, had managed to secure peace and trade agreements between the warrior city and their own kingdom.

Thus, our intrepid adventurers set off along the road, skirting the mountain with the grace of frenzied goats but with hearts full of courage and an unwavering sense of humor. The future held many more surprises for them, but for now, they were simply happy to walk together, united by their quest and their charming clumsiness.

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