Hello Splinterlands warriors. My blog this time is an entry to @spl-contest contest. It's about Grimdave the Unbent's social media profile.

Grimdave the Unbent is a three mana, legendary Water archon introduced in the third Escalation Conflict. He is an ancient Treefolk from the Pristine Northwest who has stood for roughly 4,000 years. His patience finally ends when a mysterious blight begins corrupting the forests and even disrupting time itself. Grimdave's most interesting ability is Incendiary. It applies Burning to up to two units. Burning can spread to adjacent units with a 33% chance at the beginning of subsequent rounds, and affected units lose 2 health each round.

He is based on Dave himself, the CEO of Splinterlands. His social media background is inspired by the real Dave and by his lore and abilities.

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PROFILE

GrimDave the Unbent
@CEOofTrees

CEO of Unbent Industries
Forest Management Since Forever

Followers: 487,392
Following: 7 (All Treefolk bloodline)
Posts: 14,806

Relationship Status: It's complicated. With everyone.

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GRIMDAVE'S BIO

I am GrimDave. I have been standing here for approximately 4,000 years. I manage forests. I manage trees. I occasionally manage my temper. Mostly unsuccessfully. Come near me and you'll burn.

CEO. Guardian. Tree.

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OCCUPATION

CEO, Unbent Forest Holdings

My management philosophy (based on his Incendiary ability):

“If the problem can be solved with fire, it is no longer a problem.”

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FOLLOWING (All Treefolk)

"My ancient friends."

• Sylvaran Sentinel

• Ancient Redwood

• Giam Root

• Taark Nightbloom

• Lorn

• Frostbark Elder

• Daigendark Hunter

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VIRAL TWEET

Fire is not a management style. It's a leadership philosophy.

@Magmaforged commented: "finally someone understands."

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COMMENTS

To Rush Townsend

"Nice bark, bro!"

@Rushtownsend: Blocked.

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Summary

GrimDave the Unbent is a 4,000+ year old Treefolk who accidentally became an internet celebrity because everyone thinks his angry posts are funny. He posts once every few days, argues with lumberjacks and somehow has nearly half a million followers.

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