๐Ÿ”ŠPIMP v3.1 and How Steem Plays Its Part๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Some of That PIMP Shit

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Are you ready for some more of that badass PIMP Shit? A bit of this will be a review and update, but mostly will focus on PIMP v3.1. However, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.

A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up in the trenches using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.

PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share more tokens with you than any other organization, tribe or community on Hive. We are on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings and mete most of them out to our PIMPs (95% of our daily proceeds). We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?

MOAR

I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. ๐Ÿ˜Ž So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.

What's that?

You want to be a PIMP?

How can you get some tokens to stake?

Ways To Acquire PIMP

if you already have PIMP and want more -

  • All of the above
  • Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
  • Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
  • Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator accounts
  • Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens
PIMP Slapper?

Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:

Current Tokens/Crypto PIMP distributes:

Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:

We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from these lists. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.

The Fuck Does That Mean?

All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.

Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently spread to the top 100 staykrz). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.

WINNING

Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.

I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.

PIMP v3.1

There has been some debate about what sets PIMP apart from other tokens. In a recent conversation with @raymondspeaks, I was asked about the goals and future roadmap of PIMP. I have many ideas, really, I do, but, voicing them is the problem I have. I've been burned a few times and even recently, one of my fam had an idea snatched out from underneath her. So, I stay quiet.

"Every battle is won before it is fought."

  • Sun Tzu from The Art of War

I have read this and many other books several times. After having been burned before myself in the cryptorealms, I find it essential to keep some things under wraps. That being said, it is time to unwrap a piece of PIMP that has always been on the table and came up in that conversation with Ray - who by the way - is very high on the integrity scale in my book.

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Now, from the title, a few of you were probably scratching your head wondering what the fuck Steem had to do with PIMP as it was created after the birth of Hive. Back in the day, the #silvergoldstackers produced solid silver rounds to commemorate our community love for silver. I bought several, and had some that didn't make it through the fire, and this is what I have left. No longer prooflike as I snatched them out of their cases yesterday. These rounds are going to be melted down to create a 10 oz. bar of solid silver.

This silver, will be the first addition to the newly created 'PIMP vault' and sent to our newly nominated, accepted and now appointed 'vaultkeeper' - @silverd510. I know him IRL and he has been a solid member of The Alliance, The PIMP District and the Silver Gold Stakkin' clan. His knowledge of silver and other precious metals is far superior to my own and so am very satisfied with this decision.

If you just missed the implications of what we are doing, PIMP is now going to be backed by precious metals. Only a very limited elite few tokens on Hive - NOT EVEN HIVE ITSELF - can claim to own physical assets to back their tokens' stability. We now can. With some of the profits every couple weeks or so, we will be purchasing silver and melting it into ten ounce bars. We will not be buying any special rounds, limited this that or the other, as we are going for the bullion itself and looking for the best prices. We will most assuredly keep you updated with our holdings.

By making this move, if crypto ever crashes into oblivion and manages to be worth absolutely nothing, we will have a bit of a failsafe and your PIMP will still be worth something. If agreed upon, we will sell it and take care of those that have PIMP staked, and based on the size of your stake, we will divvy out monetary compensation(s) as necessary. Get comfortable. You're welcome.

PIMP Shittin'

In closing, I just wanna say (again) that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat and be staking all they can. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their 'when I have the time' list. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.

And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.

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I believe in your vision and Iโ€™m honored to be a part of it.
!pimp

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You must be killin' it out here!
@silverd510 just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/3 possible people today.

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Damn !PIMP ๐Ÿค‘

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You must be killin' it out here!
@summertooth just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @silverd510.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/2 possible people today.

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Just keeps getting better and better!

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@dbooster just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.

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And that trend will continue ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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!PIMP more shiny now ๐Ÿ˜

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You must be killin' it out here!
@summertooth just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.

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I looove this journey and it just gets better and sexier ๐Ÿ˜œ lol
And its all cause of you โค๏ธ

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Only sexy because you a part of it ๐Ÿ˜

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seriously - is there anyone sexier than Saffi?

spoiler alert: the answer is hell no. LOL

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woohoo, lets keep going. definitely going to add more PIMP to my stack. : )
If I can't yet to buy real silver, at least I have a token back by real silver.
!LUV

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All day every day man.

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So my !PIMP will soon be (partially) backed by silver? That's awesome! :)))

!PGM

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You must be killin' it out here!
@arc7icwolf just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO tokens to @arc7icwolf

remaining commands 3

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Yes indeedy.

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My dude quoted the art of war ๐Ÿ˜Ž And I can see why, this plan is deadly man! WELL FREAKING DONE!! !PIMP !LUV

Happy to say PIMP is my top coin ๐Ÿ˜ I bought like 3k when the price was low, and that has aged well. I have a good feeling it will continue to, like fine wine! ๐Ÿ’š

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You must be killin' it out here!
@grindan just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.

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"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."

Happy to have you aboard ๐Ÿ˜

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I'm one sitting on a nice stack of steemrounds but can't see myself sacrificing them to melt. i have been following along the stackers in trying to keep up on the "REAL" tokens, the ones that give return like PIMP and SPI. We have a solid group of tokens that are solid long terms.

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Well thank you, maybe we'll see you in the District sometime and you can chat with us and give us your input ๐Ÿ˜‡

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i LOVE this!!!!

WHAT A FREAKING COOL IDEA WITTY!!

and i love that you're using OLD steem silver to power pimp! hehehe i mean - no matter what - its silver hehehe but nice to repurpose it with some pimp love!!!

have had so many things stolen from speaking too soon too. always best to keep quiet and do yo thang!!!

keep moving forward Witty - proud of you!!!

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Well, was hopin once Sun left, it would come out of its funk, but it's just never gonna be the same over there. so - I got no attachement to those rounds anymore and thank you sweets.

!LUV

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A TEN Troy oz. Hive PIMP Bar will be awesome!
Functions as a liquidity anchor, and will make a nice paper weight too.
๐Ÿ‘PIMP Rocks!๐Ÿค˜

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Thought my Raven might like a few shiny things added to PIMP ๐Ÿ˜

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @kerrislravenhill.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/3 possible people today.

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๐Ÿ˜ฎh?

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Awesome dude!


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Fukn right man.

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @fat-elvis.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/3 possible people today.

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Damn, melting them down? make that pimp bar! I still have 2 i think :)

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I don't have any now ๐Ÿ˜œ

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guess mine just went up in value lol

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Wonderful work buddy

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Thanks man!

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Happy Late Birthday!
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
Let's see if I can be better at this!
#pimp ! ๐Ÿ‘€

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LMAO, I'm horrible with birthdays ๐Ÿ˜

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Me too! ๐Ÿ˜…

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That's awesome.. melt those mother fuckers down

!pimp

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You must be killin' it out here!
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You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.

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On it brosef.

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @davedickeyyall.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/3 possible people today.

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Great post! I'll have to start buying some more PIMP!
!PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO tokens to @thebighigg

remaining commands 2

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Bender's the best!

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I always love seeing everything you and your crew do!

!PIMP


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You must be killin' it out here!
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!LUV the progress. Keep the back hand strong.

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Stays strong man ๐Ÿ˜

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @an-man.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/3 possible people today.

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You too good sir.
!BEER

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Hey @enginewitty, here is a little bit of BEER from @an-man for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

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"...one of my fam had an idea snatched out from underneath her..."

Was this one of our Alliance Fam? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

"silver... that didn't make it through the fire..."

I thought the 'Melting Point' of silver metal was higher than the average house fire, so it would not be affected. Am I mistaken? ๐Ÿค”

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A) Yes, Snookie had something go the wrong way due to some eager young coder.

B) Yes, however, it is not hotter than other metals and plastic and wood which encompassed the starting point for the fire and most of the silver I had in the house. They were capsulated in weird melted bubbly things and most never found.

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"They were capsulated in weird melted bubbly things and most never found."

ooooooooooooh, that makes sense ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€ what a horrible end to them ๐Ÿ˜ข
That sux that someone snatched an idea from Snook... ๐Ÿ˜•

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Reverse Nixon Move I love it, !PIMP really does get better and better thank you for all the hard work you and everyone puts into it, it really is a beautiful thing to see <3

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You must be killin' it out here!
@biglove just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/4 possible people today.

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Yessir! Obviously not saying what is coming next, will be a bit as we settle into the metals, but it's gonna pop just as hard ๐Ÿค˜

!PIMP

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You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @biglove.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/3 possible people today.

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Ray - who by the way - is very high on the integrity scale in my book.

You bet your fucking ass he is, and in mine too.

These rounds are going to be melted down to create a 10 oz. bar of solid silver.

Not the 2018?? Please...... not the 2018!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Sorry not sorry? ๐Ÿ˜

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!PIMP Heavy Metal

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Well shit @kerrislravenhill, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Please try PIMPin' a different post.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).

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perfect ending to this post :D

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Well I guess I need to get busy on pypt to get my 1000 pimp so I can tip it. I was hopin' to use it for those I intend to pimp on Thursdays. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Do I need to DO anything or can I just sit back and enjoy you winning?

So proud of you little Brother!!

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!PGM
!PIMP
!LOLZ

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Well shit @thgaming, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Please try PIMPin' a different post.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

Credit: reddit
@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thgaming

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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You PIMP youโ€ฆ
!pimp

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Well shit @silverd510, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Please try PIMPin' a different post.
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