by @offgridlife on OGMedia
View my bio on Blurt.media: https://blurt.media/c/offgridlife 
Happy Caturday on Blurt.blog
Woke up broke
But my jokes still fine
Hit that login
Time to monetize my mind
[Verse 1]
Got my coffee crooked
Bathrobe, one sock on
Typing like a madman
Click-clack, paid to yawn
Blurt.blog booming
My rambling’s on display
They toss me Blurt, then Bitcoin
For the weird things that I say
[Chorus]
I get paid to blurt on Blurt.blog (oh my)
Then I base my bags on Base all day
Earn a little Blurt, bit of Bitcoin, Ether
Every odd thought that I give away
Snap a photo, paint a doodle
Shoot a shaky late-night scene
It all adds up while I’m cracking up
Keeping my pockets kinda clean
[Verse 2]
Post a picture of my breakfast
Suddenly, I’m “visual arts”
That crooked omelet
Funding digital carts
A three-second film
Of my cat ignoring me
Somehow pays in crypto
That’s absurd economy
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
SportsTalkSocial got me stepping
Counting every funky stride
“Exercise for extra earnings?”
Yeah, my sneakers feeling pride
Left foot, right foot
Cha-cha on the street
I’m stacking little tokens
Every time I move my feet
[Verse 3]
So I’m walking, I’m writing
I’m sketching in the park
Laugh lines growing
But my wallet’s got a spark
Keep building, keep creating
That’s the quiet little vow
Stay healthy, stay laughing
Get rewarded for the now
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Deep baritone chuckle
As the trumpet waves goodnight
Life paying out in puzzle pieces
And every silly piece feels right
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