by @offgridlife on OGMedia
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Boots crunch
Sidewalk slush and glow
Lola’s nose in every footprint
Tail metronome in the snow
I’m counting out loud
“One… two… three… four…”
She’s busy chasing a snowflake
Like she’s heard this brag before (uh-huh)
[Chorus]
Ten thousand steps with Lola
In this crooked winter groove
Every stomp’s a tiny token
Watch my balance slowly move
On SportsTalkSocial dot com
And Blurt dot media too
Walking rich with my ridiculous dog
While the world scrolls past in blue (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
I slip, I slide
She just prances on
King of clumsy cardio
In my thrift-store coat, undone
She looks back like
“Human, keep the pace”
So I bow to my furry trainer
In this freezing fitness race (hey!)
[Chorus]
Ten thousand steps with Lola
In this crooked winter groove
Every stomp’s a tiny token
Watch my balance slowly move
On SportsTalkSocial dot com
And Blurt dot media too
Walking rich with my ridiculous dog
While the world scrolls past in blue
[Bridge]
[Accordion chuckles, fiddle answers, harmonica sneaks a bent note]
I ain’t got stocks
Just socks gone thin
But my blockchain pedometer
Says I’m strangely winning
She gets treats
I get tiny gains
We both get this silly story
Stamped on snowy lanes (mm-hmm)
[Chorus]
Ten thousand steps with Lola
In this crooked winter groove
Every stomp’s a tiny token
Watch my balance slowly move
On SportsTalkSocial dot com
And Blurt dot media too
Walking rich with my ridiculous dog
Yeah, my best-investment view… is you, Lola (woah)
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