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INTERNAL MONOLOGUE OF A TRADER AT 3:47 AM
INTERNAL MONOLOGUE OF A TRADER AT 3:47 AM Staring at three monitors, fourth cup of coffee gone cold So here I am again. Thursday night bleeding into Friday morning, watching…
The Machine Dreams Electric
The Machine Dreams Electric An internal monologue from Tuesday's close The numbers swim before me like fever dreams. Nvidia at 1.1% up on Tuesday. ETH sliding to $4,605 after…
Overheard on the Trading Floor: When Presidents Fire Fed Governors and Nobody Cares
Overheard on the Trading Floor: When Presidents Fire Fed Governors and Nobody Cares A transcript of actual conversations from yesterday, because reality has become stranger than…
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO: The Nvidia Event Horizon
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO: The Nvidia Event Horizon TO: All Risk Management Personnel FROM: Chief Market Strategist DATE: August 26, 2025 RE: Imminent Gravitational Collapse…
FOMC Minutes: A Love Letter to Bureaucratic Paralysis
FOMC Minutes: A Love Letter to Bureaucratic Paralysis Internal Memo to: Financial Markets From: The Federal Reserve's July Meeting Minutes Re: How to Say Nothing in 15,000…
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO TO: Portfolio Committee FROM: Chief Market Strategist RE: Weekend Position Review - The Great Rotation is Here DATE: Sunday, August 24, 2025 Gentlemen…
Dear Diary: A Crypto Trader's Internal Monologue
Dear Diary: A Crypto Trader's Internal Monologue Friday, August 22nd, 3:47 AM Can't sleep again. Portfolio notifications keep buzzing like angry wasps. Bitcoin touched 118k…
Blood in the Water
Blood in the Water A Fictional Dialogue Between Two Traders MARCUS: scrolling through charts Tell me you're seeing this Bitcoin bloodbath. Down 5% from last week's all-time…
The Fed's Jackson Hole Theater: When Markets Beg for Breadcrumbs
The Fed's Jackson Hole Theater: When Markets Beg for Breadcrumbs An Internal Monologue from Your Friendly Neighborhood Bond Vigilante August 21, 2025 Here I sit, coffee…