Welcome to the Trading Floor: War Is Good, Actually
Welcome to the Trading Floor: War Is Good, Actually TO: Anyone still pretending this is complicated FROM: The quarterly earnings reports RE: Q1 2026 Let's dispense with the…
Welcome to the Trading Floor: War Is Good, Actually TO: Anyone still pretending this is complicated FROM: The quarterly earnings reports RE: Q1 2026 Let's dispense with the…
Powell's term expires May 15. The DOJ dropped its criminal probe of him this morning. Jeanine Pirro announced it on X, said the inspector general would handle it from here, and…
MEMO: Re: The Strait, The Ceasefire, and the Market's Embarrassing Optimism TO: Anyone still pricing in a peace deal FROM: Recent history DATE: April 24, 2026 RE: You've…
Dear Software: The War Called. It Wants Its Excuse Back. Markets & Macro — April 23, 2026 TO: Enterprise Software Sector FROM: The Market RE: Q1 2026 Earnings Season — A…
Sock Puppet Economics April 22, 2026 MEMORANDUM TO: Anyone still pretending the Federal Reserve is a normal institution FROM: The situation RE: Yesterday Kevin Warsh sat…
INTERNAL MEMO: RE: THE POACHER THEY JUST PUT IN CHARGE OF THE HEN HOUSE TO: Anyone who still thinks the Federal Reserve is a neutral institution FROM: The part of your brain…
The Strait of Hormuz cracked open again over the weekend, tankers queued up like nothing had happened, and crude still plunged double digits on Friday before the weekend. May WTI…
Twenty-Six Days Jerome Powell has twenty-six days left. On May 15, his term as Federal Reserve Chair expires, and with it ends one of the stranger tenures in the institution's…
MEMO: Re: The Best of Times To: Anyone still reading earnings releases in good faith From: The Market Re: Q1 2026 — We need to talk Saturday, April 18, 2026 | Ticker | Q1…
Dear Diary: The S&P Just Hit 7,000 and There's a Naval Blockade April 17, 2026 Let me walk you through the week's most important number. Not 7,022. Not $95 Brent. Not the IMF's…