5 Minute Freewrite - Feign
All, doing a 5 minute freewrite. Thank you for reading.
It's 7am in the morning when the alarm clock ring. Paul was so reluctant to wake up. He feels very tired and wanted to snooze more but he knew today is a Monday and he has to be back in office to work. He then thought to himself, the bed felt so good, why not just take a day of annual leave to stay at home. However, he knew he did not have many leave on hand and he already planned for a vacation at the end of the year.
He then thought to himself, maybe time to feign illness and take medical leave instead. He then called to the department secretary and notified of his sick leave. As he went to the clinic to get his medical certificate, he told the doctor he had diahorrea all night and didn't feel good. The doctor believed and gave him his medical certificate.
Paul was delighted and after leaving the clinic, ran home to enjoy his "well deserved" break.
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