Three way's to spot a shit post!
I was hanging out in the #mancave and I was feeling bored. At least I could be making money I thought. So someone said 'shit post'.
Now to make this clear right now I am not going to write a shit post. This post will be 250 words minimum to get a decent upvote that I probably paid for (did). It's like a membership you see.
Does that make #HIVE a shitpost haven? Then again to get that upvote I at least want to put in some effort.
A. Usually a shitpost is just some lame title.
B. Usually a shit-post has no pictures. If they do refer to B.
C. Usually a shit-post is one paragraph
Now the real truth is that I only have 128 words at this moment. I'm F**cked. I need to come up with something more 'quickly' to grab your attention and justify an army of bots upvoting a few overpaid curation whale accounts. I guess at this point we all agree we know what a shit-post is before reading about what a shit post is about. Perhaps shit posts are blogs that have much to do about nothing. You could literally write anything you want and algorithms just pick up how many words you wrote!
A whole blog about nothing!
Alright I'm sure you can appreciate that I have just reached the 250 word limit. It's actually not a limit but a rule you could certainly justify. See you in 24 hours.
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VP at 67% or I would upvote this shit more!
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What a horrible shit post!
Get out there and try again!
And this image! How could they abuse a baby to sell you on an idea that is completely, provably false.
Babies have tons of in-group preferences and often display out-group avoidance
I bet this "higher perspective" group just wants all the good people to lower their guard so that they can be cleaned out by ne'er do wells pouring into the country.
Sorry, but anything that references Seinfeld is most definitely not a shitpost.
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HA!
oy vey.
Nice to draw memes and write inside it. It's a nice way to add words, yes?
In order to be good with a young child, you need to make him laugh all the time.
this sounds wrong.
I think we all have done a shit post or two before. It is in our beginnings as Hive writers. As long as it does not become the stand by go to quick way to generate crypro. But I hear ya.