Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #98 🤫

🍦 The VIP Lounge Exposed, Enormous Ice Cream Cones & Uninvited Guests 🐝

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     The ASEAN Hive VIP Lounge is legendary for its secrecy, even the location remains unknown to most Hivers. Recently though several ASEAN HIVE VIP LOUNGE PHOTOS WERE LEAKED and became viral on MySpace, Pinterest and other relevant social media sites.

     Now that the identities of several VIPs may be compromised, we will work to move the VIP Lounge to a new top-secret location and provide more strict security measures in the future.

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     The WORLD'S LARGEST ICE CREAM CONE recently fell out a cargo plane during transit and landed upside down in the Philippines. Locals rushed to get a selfie with this mega cone before the ice cream melted.

     Within in a half day the sun had already scorched the cone and the local are smelled like burnt dairy. This problem was overshadowed by the novelty of it all, and nobody who saw the cone will ever forget the day.

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     A STRANGE PERSON REUFSED TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY held at a local restaurant in the Philippines. Luckily these ASEAN Hivers were a tolerant bunch, even posing for a picture with this strange humanoid.

     The pants-less uninvited guest showed signs of a Botox addiction because his/her face's smile was stuck, and just because one has no visible genitalia doesn't mean one can go around sans pants.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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