π€« The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #92 πΉ ASEAN Hive Makeovers, Intimidating Passengers & Massage Fools πββοΈ
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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
β¨οΈ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #92 π€«
πΉ ASEAN Hive Makeovers, Intimidating Passengers & Massage Fools πββοΈ
October 31st, 2023featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @diosarich (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Sometimes we all need a makeover, and now ASEAN HIVE FINALLY HAS A FLORAL MAKEOVER, executed by one of our very own VIPs. This new ASEAN Hive signboard is part of the renovations going on in the lounge, sort of a homage to the old scratch n' sniff books I remember from my childhood.
Β Β Β Now when VIPs enter the lounge they will be greeted by a floral signboard, both letting you know what kind of establishment you are walking into and also giving your nostrils a little perfume.
by: @tonton23 (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β Over in the Philippines there are several INTIMIDATING PASSENGERS that now strike fear into the hearts of those riding public transport. There are many languages spoken in this country, so these decided to use a close fist to signify that it's time to hand over your money and valuables.
Β Β Β On most occasions these lethal passengers don't have to pay for fare because the driver is too frightful to ask for a single "piso." You've all been warned, you now know what to do when somebody shows you a fist while riding a jeepney.
by: @gabe.radke (click pic to go to post)
Β Β Β MASSAGE FOOLS are just one of the many kinds of foreign fools wandering Southeast Asia. Any fool is quite easy to rip off when doing business, so naturally, massage is one of the easiest ways for Vietnamese folk to make money from these fools.
Β Β Β In recent years this phenomena has become a common way to make a living, so much so now that it's not even necessary to conceal these hustles. As this sign demonstrates, it is for massage fools, English-speaking ones specifically, so don't be surprised if you are asked for $1,000 USD after you get your heels exfliated you massage fool.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Β Β Β Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Cool! I recently delegated HP. Hope to win some of this raffle someday :) Keep up the good work @asean.hive!
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Cool! Iβm just 4HP away from that. Soon, Iβll reach Bronze level. And then target the next ones π
I used hte same fist to take my wife from her father, @justin. LOL! Thank you for noticing my post
Haha, well I bet he handed her over right away π€£π€£π€£
he did, no question,s no arguements haha
You made it again sis @diosarich:) glad that @justineparke has so much games to tickle our fancy:)
Thank you, Sis @antonette and also for informing me. Want to see an article of yours with the community. God bless.
I honestly giggle when I have a cheeky idea for this curation, but it's even better when I know I've made others chuckle.
Yay! Thank you, @asean.hive|@justinparke for appreciating my simple artwork. I am so elated as a fellow of this fantastic community who gives importance to every member. Again, thanks a lot. God bless us all ππ·ποΈ
I wish ASEAN Hive smelled that good, but because it's a digital space, I assume it smells like static electricity and burnt rubber π€£π€£π€£
We can make an oil out of those blossoms, so the fragrance can spread in the air. π€©