Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #37 🤫

🍴 Prison Gangs, Gravity-Defying Restaurants, & A Star Is Born 👩‍🎤

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     @shikika may have bit off more than she can chew this time. I don't know the full story yet, but it appears MAGIC SHIKIKA HAS REFUSED TO JOIN A PRISON GANG.

     If one is refusing to join a prison gang, that usually means that the person is in prison, and it does look like that's the case. I don't know how long she's been behind bars, but her whole cell block is terribly afraid of her.

     All of the other inmates relocated to the corner of the cell after witnessing her unleash a Magic Sirap high-kick. There is a rumor circulating that she may actually be the one and only Darna, but most of all I hope she tells us soon how she ended up in jail.

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     Now we're popping over to Malaysia to see a GRAVITY-DEFYING RESTAURANT along with the most famous mom in ASEAN Hive. The mothership is known for strong opinions and a cheeky sense of humor, and she had a lot to say about this cheeky eatery.

     @tampilyne brought her to this new establishment to test out a new culinary concept of perpendicular dining. All dishes are prepared in a way that allows them to seemingly defy gravity, even soups, but the food prep methods are a closely guarded secret.

     The mothership was unimpressed by the lack of seating, and also noted that all the dishes were cold. Undaunted, this duo made the best of the situation and ate what they could, but certainly wouldn't make a repeat visit.

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     Last but not least we're off to Myanmar, all the way to the outer reaches of SE Asia near the Chinese border. @winelay is gearing up for HER FIRST ACOUSTIC CONCERT, and she doesn't seem nervous at all. Her geographic location would allow her to be a star in China, India, and her home country Myanmar if the first concert goes well.

     Hopefully when she reaches international stardom she'll still remember her fellow ASEAN Hivers. She's not been in possession of her ukulele for very long, but already recorded several hit singles. Her debut album is scheduled for released shortly after the concert, so we'll all be anxiously awaiting this.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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