Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #31 🤫

🥷 Escape Attempts, The Life Of A Pirate, & Educational Cafes 📚

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     Next door in Thailand one of our very own ASEAN Hivers CAUGHT HIS WIFE TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THEIR HOME. He walked outside to find her trying to climb up and over the fence with the use of a strong vine.

     When confronted she claimed to be just inspecting the chaya plants for pests. He reminded her that she's 100% free to come and go from the house as she pleases, and it was at this point she revealed she's been studying at a local ninjutsu school, and was simply trying to perfect some of her escape techniques.

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     NOT EVERYONE IS CUT OUT FOR THE LIFE OF A PIRATE, and this woman had to learn the hardest way possible. @watusiwoman apparently didn't tell her friend they were actually pirates instead of casual sailors, and when called to participate in a raid, she got cold feet, tried to flee, and got hurt in the process.

     Luckily she'll be okay, but I think there is a big difference between casual sailing and conducting pirate raids, and to withhold this information from a close friend is very inappropriate. I hope they are able to find some more pirates and strengthen their numbers soon, perhaps some Indonesian Hivers are up the challenge 🏴‍☠️.

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     New restaurant concepts are not out of the ordinary, but most of these experiments are just a slight deviation from the norm. This establishment, however, is offering something totally new. LEARN THE HISTORY OF YOUR DISH AS YOU CONSUME IT with the aid of a softcover book detailing the origins of everything from steamed rice to iced coffee.

     In addition to being an educational cafe, diners can ask for a "double or nothing," and must either pay double price for their meal or eat for free depending on the results of a 25-question multiple choice test relating to the meal the diner has chosen. What do you think, would you eat at this place and take a culinary quiz afterwards?

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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