Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #115 🤫

🍕 Free Mud Baths, Found Pizza & Young Firefighters 👩‍🚒

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     In the Philippines there is now a place offering the general public FREE MUD BATHS, but there is one very dangerous caveat. Anyone partaking in the free mud bath must sign a liability release waiver, basically freeing the location of any responsibility for death.

     It is estimated that one's skin would boil off within 10 seconds, the mud bath is piping hot, so it's quite obvious that this place is a tourist trap. Technically it's possible to enjoy the mud bath for some nanoseconds without getting burned, but there is no technology yet to make this possible.

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     EATING FOUND PIZZA might not necessarily be a safe hobby, but it does save a lot on food costs. This ASEAN Hiver hangs out adjacent to local pizzerias and waits until customers leave the table to pay up and exit the restaurant.

     Before the staff can clear the table, this guy has learned to swoop in and scarf down all uneaten pizza, both preventing food waste and generating content for social media posts. So far he has remained elusive and unidentified because he performs this feat in a superhero costume which masks his identity.

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     The YOUNGEST PINAY FIREFIGHTER EVER happens to be the daughter of one of very own ASEAN Hivers. She recently graduated the very real Calumpit Fire Station Academy with flying colors, ranking near the top of her class despite her young age.

     It's no surprise she is comfortable with water, after all this girl lives in WaterWorld, so the only fear to overcome was hot flames. This young firefightress hopes to rescue as many cute kitties as possible from burning homes and tall trees.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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