Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #114 🤫

🏎️ Phnom Penh Racing, Kid Dentists & Quicksand Catwalks 💃

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     The ANNUAL PHNOM PENH 500 kicked off this week, where both amateurs and professionals alike battle it out for 500 roundabout laps. There are no rules other than whoever completes 500 laps first is the winner.

     Bumping, crashing, all is fair in this battle of wits, but folks riding motorbikes must be very careful because they are usually taken out of the race during the first 10 laps due to car collisions. This year a man driving with one hand while talking his mom on the phone was the winner.

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     Have you ever wondered how young one can be and obtain a license to practice dentistry? Well you don't have to wonder anymore because BANGLADESH'S YOUNGEST DENTIST is the daughter of one of our very own ASEAN Hivers.

     As you can see in the photo, this young tooth doctor is barely tall enough to reach the chompers of adult patients, but she manages well enough and has carved out a pretty successful business for herself. On this day her mom is the one in the operating chair, so let's hope this young dentist took care of her most important customer.

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     Last but not least is one of the strangest fashion shows on Earth, the MANGROVE CATWALK, where top Pinoy models have a chance to strut among the saltwater and quicksand. The winners of the fashion show are the models not consumed by the deceivingly calm sands.

     Could you remain stress-free while trying to gracefully walk on top of quicksand? It may look easy but it is certainly not, so we should applaud this ASEAN Hiver's efforts. After all, she's one of the winners because she's still alive.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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