Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #111 🤫

📦 Mystery Packages, Awful Salads IRL Filters 🥸

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     Have you ever received a MYSTERY PACKAGE before? This ASEAN Hiver did, and she's still not sure what to do with it yet. At first glance the packaging job looked very suspect, and that's why this lady chose not to open this box.

     Even the postman that delivered this package wasn't wearing an outfit of any kind, triggering further suspicion. At this point this box lays on the ground in the corner of her home, unsure whether to open it, send it back, or notify the authorities. What would you do?

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     It's quite possible that one of our very own ASEAN Hivers was recently served the WORST SALAD EVER at a local restaurant in Vietnam. If you're seeing what I'm seeing, that's approximately three leaves of lettuce and some very undercooked meat of some kind.

     The name of this restaurant was not mentioned in his post, perhaps for fear of repercussions from the owner. After all, when he was served this so-called salad, there was a 2.5 meter tall toughman in the corner watching him fiercely. It seems not wise to complain in this establishment, better just to get ripped off once and never return.

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     REAL-LIFE FILTERS are all the rage in the Philippines. Social media, emojis, and selfie filters are no longer trends, they're here to stay, and some people are even physically wearing filters in public.

     Folks who don't want to be on LIVE streams in public or have photos taken of them can wear smiley face filters like the people in this photo. You can of course still have photos taken of you from behind, but there's plausible deniability when it's only the back of your head in the shot.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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