🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #107 👩‍✈️ Pilot Training, Teddy Graveyards & Foam Drinkers 🫧

3 months ago

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #107 🤫

👩‍✈️ Pilot Training, Teddy Graveyards & Foam Drinkers 🫧

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^{by: @shikika (click pic to go to post)}

Nowadays planes are increasingly controlled by computers, so the Philippines created a TOP-SECRET PINAY PILOT TRAINING PROGRAM and decided to find recruits from the crypto and blockchain worlds.

Would you believe that our very own @shikika was chosen to join this elite academy, location unknown. There are rumors floating around that Manulife is a shell company created by the Air Force in order to channel funds to assist in the training of these new pilots.

^{by: @amayphin (click pic to go to post)}

TEDDY BEAR GRAVEYARDS are a bit of a secret in the Philippines, mostly because the economy is heavily reliant upon tourism and the authorities are afraid the site of these places wouldn't necessarily contribute to the tourist economy.

Nobody knows why there are so many slightly hidden teddy bear graveyards scattered throughout this country, but that is often how many traditions go, nobody knows when or why they were started, but the culture is preserved for future generations

^{by: @newhope1988 (click pic to go to post)}

A new questionable trend is taking off in the Philippines, people are ordering and happy to drink COFFEE FOAM ONLY. People seem to enjoy the free mustache it leaves on one's face after sipping, and it's also not as heavy in caffeine as its coffee sibling.

Vendors love selling this product too because it costs them almost nothing and they are able to sell a cup of foam for nearly three times the cost of a cup of coffee. The method of creating coffee foam without the coffee is heavily guarded secret, and this country is doing its best by keeping production of this delicacy limited to closed rooms with locked doors.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

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