🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #104 🤔 Mysterious Barrels, Anti-Smoking Kidnappers & Leaked VIP Lounge Photos 🕵️

3 months ago

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #104 🤫

🤔 Mysterious Barrels, Anti-Smoking Kidnappers & Leaked VIP Lounge Photos 🕵️

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^{by: @pinkchic (click pic to go to post)}

Anytime you see someone in the middle of nowhere carrying a barrel, your suspicions should be raised. In a remote and secretive corner of the Philippines, this woman is conducting TOP SECRET RESEARCH in a local farm field.

What's in the barrel? What kind of research is she doing? Is this operation legal? I have so many questions, but that's what the weekly "Hot Goss" is all about. Sometimes it's better not to ask too many questions and just let things run a natural course.

^{by: @genyrose (click pic to go to post)}

The Philippines' LARGEST ANTI-SMOKING EVENT kicked off recently. The concept is simple, gather as many daily cigarette smokers as possible under the guise of free snacks, then lock the door behind them until everyone kicks the habit.

Smoking is not permitted in the containment room as can be seen on the sign displayed in the photo, so anyone with spare smokes in their pocket is not going to be able to smoke either. A.I. water pistols are able to extinguish any cigarette with laser-like accuracy, so the only thing left to wonder is how long are/were these smokers trapped in the containment room?

^{by: @gooddream (click pic to go to post)}

TOP-SECRET ASEAN VIP LOUNGE PHOTOS have been revealed once again thanks to an insatiable paparazzi. We've installed trap doors, secret entrances, and many other things to deter non-members and journalists from entering the lounge, but there will always be a few that sneak through our security.

Due to the large size of the lounge we can't be expected to have impenetrable security, but we still try our best. The bar's secrecy may have been compromised, but I can assure 100% privacy in private table tennis room because it has 12-inch thick steel doors controlled by electronic fingerprint recognition. Keep your eyes open for any intruders folks.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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