🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #100 🏖️ Deserted Beaches, Broken Rules & More VIP Lounge Photos Leaked 🕵️‍♂️

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #100 🤫

🏖️ Deserted Beaches, Broken Rules & More VIP Lounge Photos Leaked 🕵️‍♂️

^{December 26th, 2023
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^{by: @nurul-uli (click pic to go to post)}

A DESERTED BEACH was discovered by one of our very own ASEAN Hivers this week, a pleasant but slightly spooky surprise. She hasn't revealed many details about the location, perhaps because this lady wants to keep this secret all to herself.

It's not clear what happened to all the businesses and resorts, but none of them showed any signs of life, allowing this Hiver full access to all areas. Perhaps it's better that she didn't see anyone, it could be the start of the zombie apocalypse.

^{by: @coloringiship (click pic to go to post)}

Throughout the entire universe there is an unspoken rule that you shouldn't swim within 30 minutes of eating. It's not really know if there is any solid scientific evidence behind this possibly superstitious belief.

In the photo you can clearly see MALAYSIAN ADULTS REPREMANDING CHILDREN FOR SWIMMING TOO SOON AFTER EATING. The children put up a good fight, but in the end were forced to get out of the water and wait another 11 minutes until the food in their tummies became magically not a problem anymore.

^{by: @shikika (click pic to go to post)}

More ASEAN VIP LOUNGE PHOTOS HAVE BEEN LEAKED, and this time it was the buffet room that was exposed. It shouldn't be a problem now that security measures have been enhanced and several trap doors have been installed.

Regardless, it's not nice for the outside world of regular folk to see how lavishly ASEAN VIPs are treated. There's a chance that commoners may create rallies and protests to denounce the excess that goes on in the ASEAN VIP Lounge, but that is just par for the course when it comes to be part of such an exclusive gang.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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