LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/11/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/11/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-17-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

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I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's raffle giveaway post for today! 😎 !DIY

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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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I looked for a winner on today's !LOLZ burner raffle post, but realized that the winner will be announced after 6 more days because the LOLZ burner bot has just recently returned. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

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How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lol

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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Maybe you want to enter another !LOLZ to practically double your chances of winning on the LOLZ burner bot's raffle for today. 🤔😏 !DIY

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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@henruc, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @henruc! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ 😁

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What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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You might want to enter your second !LOLZ for the daily LOLZ burner bot's posts. 🤔😏 !DIY

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What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

via Inbox

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (4/100)

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!LOL

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How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
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!LOLZ

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!lolz

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Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lol

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

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Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 😱

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Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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!LOLZ

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Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Seems like a cool way to get some burns! !LOLZ

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A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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I can do this 10 times a day? !LOLZ

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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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You can tip !LOLZ to the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account only 2 times a day (EST). 🤯😅 !DIY

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Yeah seems my 3rd attempt didn’t process. The main post says you can do it any amount interestingly enough, 2 seems like a reasonable number to maintain fairness.

!BBH !LOLZ

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@savvytester! @slothlydoesit likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @slothlydoesit. (1/5)

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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Bring on those !LOLZ

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!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

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You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 13/400 DOOK left to drop today.


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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩
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A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (14/100)

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