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RE: Text Adventure - Beard's Adventure in NED's Pizzeria.
"This is from your brain, isn't it!" Ned looked angry. "I don't like this one bit! I was horrible at Super Mario 64 growing up!"
Beard walked under the cube and then pointed his fist upwards.
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"I'm going to jump," Beard said.
"We can't waste time on this arcade stuff, man."
Beard jumped with his fist up, but couldn't reach the cube.
"If I got on your shoulders I could reach it..." Beard looked at Ned with a smile.
"No way, Beard."
"I'll give you a candy," Beard proposed.
Ned looked at him seriously.
"Two candies. Please, Ned."
Ned sighed and bent down so Beard could climb on his shoulders. They staggered over to where the cube was.
"Damn, I can't reach it," Beard said.
"Okay, let's just leave it there, shall we?"
"Don't you have a ladder or chair spell over there, a stool at least?"
"It's just a fucking cube, Beard."
Suddenly, Beard's face lit up.
"Help me get that rock."
"Fuck you, Beard."
Ned and Beard put the rock under the cube.
"It's your last chance, dude. If you don't make it we're leaving."
Beard nodded.
"Beard?" Ned looked at him expectantly.
"I promise you, Ned. If I fail, we're leaving."
Ned bent down and Beard climbed up on his shoulders. They stepped over the rock. Beard raised his fist.
"Damn it, I can't make it. I almost reached it. You just have to jump."
"What? You're going to break my back!"
"Three candies, please!"
Ned jumped and Beard reached to hit the cube with his fist. As they rolled on the ground, they watched as a mushroom popped out of the cube.
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