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RE: Text Adventure - Beard's Adventure in NED's Pizzeria.
"I'm going to jump," Beard said.
"We can't waste time on this arcade stuff, man."
Beard jumped with his fist up, but couldn't reach the cube.
"If I got on your shoulders I could reach it..." Beard looked at Ned with a smile.
"No way, Beard."
"I'll give you a candy," Beard proposed.
Ned looked at him seriously.
"Two candies. Please, Ned."
Ned sighed and bent down so Beard could climb on his shoulders. They staggered over to where the cube was.
"Damn, I can't reach it," Beard said.
"Okay, let's just leave it there, shall we?"
"Don't you have a ladder or chair spell over there, a stool at least?"
"It's just a fucking cube, Beard."
Suddenly, Beard's face lit up.
"Help me get that rock."
"Fuck you, Beard."
Ned and Beard put the rock under the cube.
"It's your last chance, dude. If you don't make it we're leaving."
Beard nodded.
"Beard?" Ned looked at him expectantly.
"I promise you, Ned. If I fail, we're leaving."
Ned bent down and Beard climbed up on his shoulders. They stepped over the rock. Beard raised his fist.
"Damn it, I can't make it. I almost reached it. You just have to jump."
"What? You're going to break my back!"
"Three candies, please!"
Ned jumped and Beard reached to hit the cube with his fist. As they rolled on the ground, they watched as a mushroom popped out of the cube.
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Ned leapt forward and grabbed the mushroom.
He was not about to let Beard get the first power up.
Ned quickly devoured the mushroom. "That was very rude," said Beard. Ned smiled with mushroom guts in his teeth. "One of us had to eat it." They started walking down the cave tunnel in silence.
Ned started to feel queasy. In the distance he could see the silhouettes of little human like figures darting around. The colors that he could see on the sides of the cave began to become vibrant. Ned started to giggle. "What the fuck is wrong with you," said Beard. Ned kept walking without saying anything. Just more giggles. Each time he took a step, it felt like he leapt 30 feet! He was leaping across the clouds! "The snozberries tastes like snozberries," Ned whispered to himself.
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