For the animals

So, today we're taking some time away from the phones and going into the community. On this community day, we'll be visiting an animal shelter to do what I can only describe as "pick up shit.

On one hand, I'm happy that I take some time away from phones and won't have to deal with shit from customers. However, on a sadder note, I'll probably have to scoop animal shit.

I'm hoping to God that we won't actually have to actually touch animals or their shit but it's best to prepare for the worse, than to expect the best.

If all goes well, the animal shelter people will notice how much I don't want to be there and give me very little responsibility. To achieve this, I'll have to ensure that the way I feel is ostensible on my face.

I'm trying my best to keep an open mind but I swear, I'd rather just be sat at home right now, admiring my pretty wife and playing video game. Speaking of my wife, she said "I don't deserve this animal shelter" experience because she knows how much I don't care for petting zoos and stuff. It's funny how she's seeing this as an exciting experience while to me, it feels like the universe is pissing on me.

Anyway, I'm trying to finish the campaign mode of all the games I got at CEX, so I can swap them for other games and get some value from the swap.

So, for now, I'm heading to Leicester for the animals. I hope they behave themselves and don't shit too much.