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RE: Walking Through the Beauty: A 20km Journey
A forest gnome, wandering around between the pinetrees climbs into the top of the tallest tree, grabs the ball in one hand, and uses his other hand to smash the ball back PONG!!! Forgotten that he had to use at least one of his hands to hold himself into the tree, he tumbles down, hitting every branch on his way down before he finally hits the ground and sighs with his last breath "Whaleward ho, we go!"
!LOLZ
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A lovely water sprite, from the nearby river, hearing the thuds and moans of the forest gnome, approaches to investigate. Finding the broken gnome at the base of the tree, she quickly sits on his face, instantly bringing Gnomey back to life! Seeing the ball on its return trajectory, she leaps to her feet, moving into position, and with one world-shaking wiggle of her hips, whacks the ball, PING, with her firm bum...and a wink. 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
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