This is a conversation between my fried Jerry and her boyfriend Vivian.. Jerry has be staying away from relationship since the day he has had several broken relationships and then we persuaded him and implore him to to give love a chance again in his life. Here is what happened.
Vivian: Hello babe
Jerry: Excuse me, do you mean to message someone else?
Vivian: what do you mean?
Jerry: You referred to me as a babe so I was wondering if the message was for me or not.
Vivian: can I not call you a babe? We both had an agreement to date one another yesterday so it is so strange you saying I should not call you my babe or should I rather call you Jerry?
Jerry: oh, no no I forgot, and jerry smiled.
Vivian: what is the problem?
Jerry: so sorry about that I did not remember having a girlfriend.
Vivian: seriously, you you mean I am a nobody to you all this while?
Jerry: I am sorry I need more time to adapt to this relationship style because it's been a while . And beside I I have never been called a babe before so you calling me a babe looks weird to me..
Vivian: smile and said over the years of you being a guy you have never been called a babe. Shaking her head with distress . And said you will get over it very soon.
Jerry: smile, how can I help you today?
Vivian: when will you be home?
Jerry: home? I never remembered dropping my keys.
Vivian: You gave me a spare key to your house, Don't you know Love is blind.
Jerry: That's serious. Indeed love is blind.
Vivian:when will you be home because I am preparing your favourite meal.
Jerry: And what is my favourite meal?
Vivian: Your favourite dish that I know you will like.
Jerry: send me a picture of it and let me see what I will be craving for.
Vivian: she send a Nigerian swallow food which is yam flour and plantain.
Jerry: what! And you called this my favourite. I have never each this kind of meal every in my life.
Vivian: Babe, I used all my efforts to prepare this meal for you..
Jerry: I am not your babe please dont call me that again..
Vivian: That I did, was just a little of what I can do..
Jerry: wao, so you had the plans to kill me.. Well I was told not to go into a relationship yet but I just don't know what went wrong with me but I know I will get over it..
Vivian: so you are breaking up with me or what are you driving at?
Jerry: I never wanted to but when I thought about the food you called my favourite food I felt so disappointed and don't think we could go on..
Vivian: fine I think that is the way you will remain single for the rest of your life and you will die single because you will never meet a lady so good as me and will satisfy you like I have done for you..
I am leaving your house for you already and enjoy your single life..
Jerry: please remember to drop my key when you are leaving my house it's very paramount..
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That's just a showcase of why Jerry is a horrible person and deserves to die alone.
Lol and do you know the kind of food Vivian prepared??
Yup, still Jerry was an asshole throughout.
BTW, when you use an image, please add the source.
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