ZapFic50Friday prompt ~ Lean

Being lean doesn't make anyone less healthy, I can accept any other joke you guys make behind people's backs but certainly not this one.
I've had enough of all your silly jokes about people's bodies, questioning their diet and making fun of it, you really need to stop this attitude.

This is my entry to It's Friday 29th May! Time for ZapFic50Friday! Write a story in PRECISELY 50 words.