LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/1/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-24-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-24-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 15 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@subidu11
@logen9f22-3
@amaari24-5
@manuvert16
@middle-earthling27-8
@thatcryptodave19
@astramar110
@holovision.cash111
@efmm112
@henruc113
@edgerik114
@astym115

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@subidu, 15 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @subidu
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!LOLZ

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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!LOLZ

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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!lol

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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!lolz

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If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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!lolz

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I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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!lolz

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!LOLZ to burn

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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!LOLZ

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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!LOLZ

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!BBH !LOLZ

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I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Ha ha! !BBH

via Inbox

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!lolz

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ

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You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@subidu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ

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Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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@subidu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ !PIZZA !LUV

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@lolz.burner, @thatcryptodave(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx

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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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!LOL

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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!LOLZ

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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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!LOLZ

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Can February march?
No, but April may.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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!LOLZ 😁

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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!LOLZ

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I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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First !LOLZ entry.

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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Second !LOLZ entry, as suggested.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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!LOLZ

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

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Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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!lolz

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My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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