LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/16/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/16/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-23-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-8-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-8-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@crazyphantombr11
@cursephantom12
@servelle23-4
@andy-vibes25-6
@irvet17
@yeckingo118
@efmm19
@subidu110
@savvytester311-13
@ironshield114
@henruc115
@middle-earthling216-17
@anonyvoter118
@amaari219-20
@holovision.cash121
@manuvert122
@edgerik123
@astramar124
@svanbo225-26
@iceledy127
@astym128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@henruc, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

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Good luck everyone !LOLZ

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

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!LOL

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Good day !lolz

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Great contest !lolz

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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The !LOLZ burner raffle bot appears to be working properly now. 🤔 Hope it stays this way! 😅 !DIY

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People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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@crazyphantombr, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!lolz

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Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Nice to see that I have 3 !LOLZ entries on this draw! 😎 !DIY

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations to @henruc for winning 28 !LOLZ tokens from the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @henruc
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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!lol

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!WINE

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

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!LOLZ

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I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!LOLZ
!PIZZA !LUV

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@lolz.burner, @thatcryptodave(1/4) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx

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I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

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You got more than 11500 replies.
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!LOLZ 🤣

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 😁

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I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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!lolz

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Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!lolz

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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@thatcryptodave(4/15) tipped @lolz.burner

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!lolz

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Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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