After a week inside , finally a breath of fresh air for the invalid

After a week inside , finally a breath of fresh air for the invalid

Hello Hello everyone on Hive and anyone else who may be reading too!

I don't know if it is a Northern British thing, but I remember my mother and grandmother always opening windows in houses to get fresh air.

Now get your arse outside and get some fresh air people would say.

Getting some fresh air would cure your hangover, fluff me it could even cure your broken leg!

Okay I am stretching it a wee bit, but the benefits of getting out and getting fresh air have been known for decades!

We don't need some wee spotty faced youth telling us to touch grass for our mental health...

Well no fluffing shit Sherlock!

So without further ado let's get out there and get some fresh air!

Leaves

Of course now we are full on into falling into Autumn and as a result all the trees, well obviously not all, are shedding their clothes aka leaves, and leaving them blowing round the roads and pavements.

How lovely you say...

Well yes it is lovely provided you don't step in a pile of dog shite hidden under leaves that an arse of an owner did not pick up!

First stop was the doctor's to pick up a pescription for some meds for me...

Mrs T insisted getting the For Sale details of this house as she likes it!

Back we went, and yes the leaves are turning colour, do you know I never noticed the colours as a kid, but now yeah I love it.

I sometimes think it is race for which tree wants to strip off first and be totally naked!

We have some of this funky pavement cobbling which is a great place to look down at ....

because ....

... yes I found a 10 pence piece.....

Now we have done finished with the doctor and en route to the bus station but nature doing her best to make us look up at the sky!!

Pretty what do you think!

So here we were at the bus station...

When I saw how they make time stand still in Kirkcaldy...

See the copper top with the clock?

Can you tell the time...?

No fluffing hands!

They have been sent down south to be refurbished or repaired.

Stance 7 is where out bus will depart from...

But look what it is waiting on Stance 8...

A seagull...

Bloody big buggers they are, as they are protected....

This wee shit thinks he's the dogs bollocks, strutting about the place...
He is a baby still, you can tell by his plumage or light brown feathers!

We got on the bust and before I knew it, we saw a rainbow!

I found a 10p, and a rainbow, so our luck was in!

Which was just as well, as I had a very nervous Mrs T who had been told that she needed to go visit that white trailer in the distance!

She had heard horror stories mostly from older women I think...

Yes she had been summoned to have her first mamagram so rightly was shitting it.

But five minutes later she was all smiles and saying, that was brilliant. the woman was nice, the machine was space age and you hardly felt it.

Fingers crossed no nasty surprises in the results...

I meantime had got myself to Boots to get my description and like a schoolboy was having a laugh at this....

STRESS AUBERGINE 🍆 SIZE MATTERS

Yes you might say eggplant but to us they are Aubergines....

So ladies if you are stressed, don't forget to give the 🍆 next to you a playful squeeze....

Don't forget the 💩 STRESSBALL

Time to change shops now that I had a relieved Mrs T back....

You know Burberry stuff?

Introducing FURRBERRY squeaky toys lol

Of course, a shop without wool or yarn would not be a shop with Mrs T.... Cinderfella learnt many years ago just to show interest....

So yes I did touch it and yes it was VELVET TOUCH

They even had halloween stuff @asiamalay and I did think ...

... your weeman @lhes will look cute in this in a few years ... Maybe I send to my godson 😜

Then I was talking to the Universe and remembered that this was the store that last year ....

... I got a Terry's Chocolate MINT for Super Eli @coquicoin so yes I had to get us some more!

Now I was on cash spending spree and yeah shortbread, and we are suckers for tins and jars .... So in the trolley it went....

And then shortbread of course one of the pides of Scotland....

The size of these beeg boxes, there was only person I could think of @deraaa so yes...

In the trolley it went!

In the trolley it went and off we went back to the bus and stopped at The Stance cafe in the Bus Station....

Can you name all the ingredients?

As I had been behaving like a Big Boy I ordered the Big Boy all day breakfast, and the best all day fry up I have found in years!

Then it was time to walk home again, look at the sky, just beautiful and blue!

But wait .... was the pavement / sidewalk bleeding?

Oh No, the rowan berries were falling and being squished!

Mrs T shivered and went no more squishing of my boobs for today!

And with that, we were home a few minutes later.

A wonderful first day out of the house in over a week!