My favourite Christmas crackers joke;
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? EVERY year!
My original Christmas's story
Santa came in just in time before my snowflake melted.


@popmanj , @vikbuddy, @ozohu I will like to hear you guys favorite Christmas jokes and stories.
This is fab @funshee haha. Is that little kitty cat reading @flamistan's posts and getting appawled at the doggy focus, hehe? I mean ...cats are important too, right? 😂 !ALIVE !PIZZA
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Right!!! he he he......

Since everyone prefer chicken during Christmas, this is to inform us that they are not moving with gun😂😂
Hahahaah, operation protect yourself.
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Heavens! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That cat... Lol. He reminds me so much of an anime character... Lol.
Hahahah, he is a cat with a swag.
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I am guessing you are Hiving all the time LOL
I'm having all the fun in the world buddy