Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #94 🤫

🦸 Superhero Formulas, Terrible Umbrellas & Hidden Cameras 🕵️

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     One of our ASEAN Hivers is working on a NEW SUPERHERO FORMULA, and whatever potion is inside this mysterious contraption, I would pay good money to see. I suspect surely there is some dried shrimps in a superhero formula form Myanmar.

     Sometime next week top-secret clinical trials will begin, and it won't be long before Myanmar gives rise to the next Batman, Superman, or Spiderman. If it works I think Cambodia will need a couple doses of this superhero potion.

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     The WORLD'S WORST UMBRELLA recently went on sale in the Philippines, and believe it or not, one of our very own ASEAN Hivers was among the first customers. One of the first things noticed was that it does almost nothing to protect the carrier from raindrops.

     The thing is made from netting, perhaps a ploy to tempt fashionistas into buying it, it's hard to know. This lady simply wanted to see how an umbrella full of holes could protect one from the weather, and it was a failure, but at least it can be repurposed as a fish trap.

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     Over in Vietnam an ASEAN Hiver found a HIDDEN CAMERA IN HIS LOCKER, perhaps placed by his boss, Chinese spies, James Bond, it's really hard to know just yet. One thing is for sure though, forgetting to place all the screws back in may result in an aware man foiling the plot.

     Our ASEAN Hiver stole the camera and will make use of it himself in other projects, so I guess the joke is on the spy in this case. From now on out this @xuanphuc98 will be keeping his eyes wide open at work and stay alert for any further strange behavior or additions to the interior of his locker.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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