Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #45 🤫

⛏️ Secret Gold Mines, Tiny Clients, & A Jailbreak Attempt 💂‍♂️

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     It looks one of our very own ASEAN HIVERS STRUCK IT RICH AFTER DISCOVERING A MASSIVE GOLD DEPOSIT. I can't reveal much about how much gold he discovered or where the location is, only that it is Indonesia.

     At the moment he is worried for his personal safety because many people in his village heard he struck gold. He is always on the move, sleeping in different locations, and has to carefully watch his back each time he returns to the gold mine. If things go as planned, by 2023 he'll be the richest man in Indonesia, so stay tuned....

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     We're still in Indonesia for this next post about a man with the TINIEST CLIENTELE BASE IN ALL OF INDONESIA. This man has everything needed for the underserved micro citizens of this nation.

     Whether it be tiny bicycles, tiny beds, or even portable homes, this man has a wide variety of things for his customers to choose. The only secret is that he never meets his customers in public because it is just too dangerous for them to walk around in congested areas, they could easily be stepped on and crushed, so this salesman simply uses text messaging to aid in convenient transactions.

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     By now most of you surely know of our Aussie pirate ASEAN Hiver currently in the seas of SE Asia. She and her hubby are a daring gang of two, and have had many close calls on their many raids in Indonesia. Well now they have take on their most daring feat yet, A JAILBREAK ATTEMPT.

     One of their co-pirates has landed himself in a very intimidating prison, so it's up to the Aussie pirates to break him out and get back on the freedom of the open waters. A sign outside the prison shows how much physically larger the guards are than the prisoners, but so far these pirates haven't witnessed any 3-meter tall prison guards. At the moment they are in the planning stages of the breakout, so let's keep a lid on this until the plan is successful.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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