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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #189 🤫

🧟 A Zombie Apocalypse, Thai Bobsled Teams & Exhibitionist Showers 🛀

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     Well folks, it has happened, the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is finally here. We were all worried that World War 3 was going to pop off at any moment, but now there is no need to worry about war because now it's humans versus zombies.

     Truthfully it's refreshing to see humans no longer concerned about being racist, corrupt, or selfish, in exchange for constantly running for our lives while trying not have our brains eaten. Who'd have thought zombies would unite us 🤔.

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     Most folks living in Southeast Asia are not familiar with the sport of bobsledding, with perhaps the only time ever hearing about it or seeing it on TV during the Olympics.

     The THAI BOBSLED TEAM faces an uphill battle, literally an uphill battle, because they have to haul their sled up the mountain to practice. The worst part is that there is no snow due to the tropical weather, so they have put scooter wheels on their sled and are hoping this hand-dug trench will work for training purposes.

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     Are you shy? Do you fear being naked in front of strangers? Would you like to conquer this fear on top of a mountain? Would you like to pay for the privilege?

     If you answered yes to any of the above questions this EXHIBITIONIST SHOWER is likely a good fit for you. All you have to do is head over to a not so discreet location in Thailand pay to stay the night, and don't forget the toilet is perched on an eagle's nest for the world to see as well.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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