Greetings, welcome to ASEAN Hive's Weekly "Hot Goss," where I, @justinparke, dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #177 🤫

💆‍♀️ Facial Massages, Buffet Rules & Fear Dining 😨

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     Sometimes accidents happen, and sometimes those accidents happen to faces. In this case a FACIAL MASSAGE WENT WRONG in the homes of one of our ASEAN Hivers, but luckily nobody was harmed in the process.

     The face you can see in the photo is the victim, aka daughter of the amateur massage therapist, aka mother. Despite some extreme stretching the customer ultimately seemed satisfied, but whether or not this will turn into a professional operation remains yet to be seen.

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     Buffets are common throughout the world no matter where you go, and usually the standard is that you can eat all you want. RULES-BASED BUFFET CAUSES PROTEST Originally this place opened as a freestyle buffet, but customers took too many liberties.

     People began taking home food, sharing with friends, and even spending the whole day there. The owner was left with no choice but to make some rules, but he didn't expect that there would be citywide protests.

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     If you want to DINE WITH FEAR it can be arranged at this location. High up in the clouds at a top-secret location in the Philippines you can eat your dinner as you watch albatrosses flying by.

     This place is equipped with all new extra heavy chairs and tables after a commercial jet flew over last week and caused all the lightweight items to head for the streets below. This place is extreme, and you can try it out if you're lucky enough to find out how to contact them and where it is.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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