Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #160 🤫

🐕 Canine Rappers, Caffeine Smugglers & Mormon Matches 🔥

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     Every now and then a non-traditional musician finds themself in the spotlight, but usually that musician is human. Well folks, I present you MC Herry-B, Thailand's newest and only DOG RAPPER, complete with bling and street vibes.

     MC Herry-B is known for her hits "Throw The Bone" and "Twerkin' For Treats," but this new artist is likely to have many more future hits. She hopes to get all gold teeth when she lands a chart-topping hit, but for now she just rocks gold chains and rings.

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     CAFFEINE SMUGGLING is not normally something that comes to mind when you think of basically anywhere in the world, but our friend Dave has some Mormom friends in Malaysia that are prohibited from using this highly addictive but extremely legal substance.

     He was able to hide some instant coffee packets in his man purse and sneak them inside the compound. Once inside he unloaded the goods and placed them in the usual hiding spot. He has opened my eyes to a whole new underworld where Catholics supply the Mormons with forbidden Malaysian caffeine.

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     We're not done with Mormons yet folks. Due to Trump's trade war there is now an international shortage of matches. For this reason people have been harvesting vintage unused matches and using them to start modern fires.

     MORMON MATCHES are apparently among the best in the world for unknown reasons. These matches are now being smuggled out of the USA into match-wanting countries, all in a united global effort to avoid the Trump tariff trade war.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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