Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #150 🤫

🎄 Dwarf Trees, Turbo Karts & Sorcery Packets 🧙‍♀️

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     MYANMAR'S SMALLEST CHRISTMAS TREE is unveiled each year for a short time by one of our own ASEAN Hive members. What this tree lacks for in size it makes up for in style and character.

     If you wan to see this cute little Christmas tree you'll have to go in-person an buy a ticket yourself. Last time I was there a line stretched several blocks, and all just to view this humble but small tree.

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     Thailand is known for being innovative and resourceful, so that's why this next post is not much of a surprise. SOLAR-POWERED TURBO KARTS are likely to catch on very soon once Thais realize their versatility and value.

     The inventor of these cool karts is one of our own ASEAN Hivers, and these little powerhouses can be used to jumpstart a car or even raced on a dragstrip like nearly anything that is motorized in Thailand. I am curious what the top speed is, but I'm sure that's top-secret info.

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     BLACK MAGIC TO-GO can now be purchased in Malaysia for those with a few ringgit to spare. Just one package of this black magic can vanquish your enemies or lure a new lover.

     It probably shouldn't be this easy to buy such powerful tools so casually and easily, and I would certainly be okay with some kind of age limit to purchase. Luckily these sorcery packets aren't widely distributed because everyone in Malaysia would have a curse on them by now.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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