La légende raconte ces secrets #58 //La légende raconte ses secrets #58

La légende, de retour dans sa forêt, savourait la tranquillité de sa vieille cabane, loin du tumulte de la grande ville. Elle raviva son petit feu réconfortant et, en observant les flammes dansantes, elle repensa à tout ce que ses derniers invités lui avaient raconté. Ces visiteurs, avec leurs histoires rocambolesques, avaient égayé ses soirées. La légende avait hâte de revoir ses compagnons, ces courageux explorateurs qui osaient s'aventurer dans la pénombre de la luxuriante forêt, remplie de petites abeilles bourdonnantes.

Pendant qu’elle sirotait son thé à la camomille - la recette secrète d’une vieille sorcière qui disait que ça aidait à parler aux animaux (ou peut-être que ça les faisait juste halluciner un peu), la légende pensa à son prochain projet farfelu. Elle allait bientôt commencer à troquer les ouvrières de la ruche, qui bourdonnait joyeusement à l'arrière de la cabane, contre des secrets bien croustillants. Il parait que les secrets se vendaient comme des petits pains ces temps ci, surtout les plus juteux !

La ruche s’agrandissait à vue d'œil, et le bourdonnement des abeilles devenait de plus en plus fort. Avec déjà plus de cent petites travailleuses, on pouvait dire que la reine n'avait pas chômé. "Si seulement les humains travaillaient aussi dur," pensa-t-elle en riant, "le monde serait une ruche de productivité!" Mais qui voudrait vivre dans un monde sans un peu de paresse bien méritée ? Certainement pas elle.

Elle s'imagina alors en apicultrice de l'ombre, avec une tenue de super héros, mais au lieu d'un costume moulant et d'une cape, elle aurait un voile d'apiculteur et des bottes en caoutchouc. Elle rirait en écoutant les commérages des abeilles, des petites bêtes infatigables qui parlaient sûrement de leur reine comme des employés parlent de leur patronne derrière son dos. "Vous avez entendu ? La reine veut encore augmenter la production de miel. Elle ne s'arrête jamais !"

Et puis, elle pourrait même organiser des séances de thérapie pour les abeilles stressées. Après tout, avec autant de travail, elles méritaient bien un peu de relaxation. "Viens là, petite abeille, raconte moi tout. Ta reine te surmène ? Allez, prends une goutte de ce nectar, ça va te détendre."

Avec toutes ces idées amusantes en tête, la légende se laissa aller à rêver, imaginant des aventures encore plus folles et des secrets encore plus croustillants à échanger. Et pourquoi pas ? La vie était bien trop courte pour ne pas s’amuser un peu, même quand on est une légende dans une forêt luxuriante.

The legend, back in her forest, savored the tranquility of her old cabin, far from the hustle and bustle of the big city. She rekindled her comforting little fire and, as she watched the dancing flames, she reflected on all that her recent guests had told her. These visitors, with their wild stories, had brightened her evenings. The legend eagerly anticipated seeing her companions again, those brave explorers who dared to venture into the shadows of the lush forest, filled with buzzing little bees.

As she sipped her chamomile tea – the secret recipe of an old witch who claimed it helped to talk to animals (or maybe it just made them hallucinate a bit), the legend thought about her next quirky project. She was soon going to start trading the worker bees from the hive buzzing happily at the back of the cabin for some juicy secrets. Apparently, secrets were selling like hotcakes these days, especially the juiciest ones!

The hive was growing visibly, and the buzzing of the bees was getting louder and louder. With already more than a hundred little workers, one could say the queen had been very busy. "If only humans worked as hard," she thought with a laugh, "the world would be a hive of productivity!" But who would want to live in a world without a bit of well-deserved laziness? Certainly not her.

She then imagined herself as a shadow beekeeper, wearing a superhero outfit, but instead of a tight costume and a cape, she’d have a beekeeper’s veil and rubber boots. She would laugh while listening to the bees' gossip, these tireless little creatures who probably talked about their queen the way employees talk about their boss behind her back. "Did you hear? The queen wants to increase honey production again. She never stops!"

And then, she might even organize therapy sessions for the stressed bees. After all, with so much work, they surely deserved a bit of relaxation. "Come here, little bee, tell me everything. Your queen overworking you? Here, take a drop of this nectar, it’ll calm you down."

With all these amusing ideas in her head, the legend let herself dream, imagining even crazier adventures and juicier secrets to trade. And why not? Life was far too short not to have a bit of fun, even when you’re a legend in a lush forest.


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