Make Me Laugh And Earn MEME Tokens
Importance Of Laughter
When you start to laugh, it doesn't just lighten your load mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body. Laughter can: Stimulate many organs. Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain.
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HiveME.ME is a front-end that is used to access the Hive Blockchain. Creating and curating content on Hiveme.me allows users to earn the front-ends native token known as MEME. One can also earn the HIVE Blockchains native tokens (HIVE/HBD) while curating and creating content on Hiveme.me. The Hiveme.me front-end allows for NFT creation and has an onsite market in which you can trade your NFT creations. Visit the official Site Here: https://www.hiveme.me/@rentmoney/
As pointed out by the copy and pasted information at the first of this post, Laughter is important and has many benefits. So today lets spread some laughter around to each other. Do you know a funny joke (lets hear it). Do you have a funny MEME in which you were waiting on the right opportunity to post (now is the time). Riddle, Poem, Movie Quote; if its funny it qualifies. A funny story (great those are the best type of stories). Here today and until post payout (seven days from post creation) I will be rewarding MEME tokens to those who make me laugh. Some will get a MEME vote valued at 100-500 MEME tokens. Others might find themselves getting MEME tokens transferred directly to their wallets. No rules, no catch, just plane laughter. I already posted a few "dad jokes" that if you follow my blog you likely already read. So let me kick start this by telling a few other jokes, sharing some MEMES and a movie quote or two.
Joke 1:
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Tonight dinner is on me
Joke 2:
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day.
He must of laced them because I can't stop tripping.
Joke 3:
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Lets MEME It Up:
***Images found on Image Flip. Cropped and edited by @rentmoney
Laughter The Best Medicine
“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.”
― Mark Twain
An interesting compilation of movie quotes that will take you a moment to realize what is going on but just might make you smile once you do (at least it did me). Its just a minute and a half long so won't take up too much of your time if you so choose to watch it.
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They tried to hire a top Microsoft developer to work at Nintendo. He said he just couldn't make the Switch
In the busy schedule of life people forget to laugh. In my thoughts if your tired or broken and some one came and try to laugh you it's was Best moment for you. And in our life's we want some person who gives you laughing therapy in your stressed and tough moments.
I like humorists.
"Always obey your parents when they are present." Mark Twain
"Always respect your superiors; if you have any." Mark Twain
“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” Will Rogers
My favorite joke of all time. What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind when he hit the windshield? His butthole.😁
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"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
I propose an extract of the film "American Class" probably little known outside France, you can find a subtitled version on Youtube, it is excellent.
I know how to say "Let's go to the beach, Mr. Fox"
¡Vamos a la playa, señor Zorro!
!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PIZZA
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I told him that's the last thing I need.
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Have you tried the !gif !lolz !meme combo? It is a wall of fun!
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Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!
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Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!
Great post. You know that I love to have some $FUN and a good !LOLZ.
So w/ LOLZ I normally have to keep it PG, so here I can drop a hard R one.
A male whale was swimming with his wife whale when he spotted a fishing boat up ahead.
He says, "That's the boat that killed my dad! Let's ram it and sink it!"
The wife looks at the boat and says, "No honey, that boat is made of steal we won't be able to sink it by ramming it."
The male thinks for a few seconds and then says, "I know... lets swim up below it and blow bubbles. The bubbles will change the water density and make the boat sink!"
The wife gives him a look and says, "Ok, why not. I don't think it will work but we can try."
So the two whales swim under the boat and start blowing bubbles. Sure enough, the boat flips over and starts to sink.
The two whales swim off and the male notices that some of the sailors were swimming, still angry he says, "I say we go back and eat them!"
To which the wife replies, "Oh no. I was ok with the blow job, but I'm not going to swallow any sea men."
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
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What does alcohol do?
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Rumor has it The LOLZ Project runs on !PIZZA
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How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb ? None – lightbulbs dont exist
!LOLZ
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You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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!1UP Good work!
!LOL
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He always wants everything meow.
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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You have received a 1UP from @underlock!
@leo-curator, @bee-curator, @meme-curator, @vyb-curator, @pob-curator, @pal-curator, @fun-curator
And they will bring !PIZZA 🍕.
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