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girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.I wonder how the next chapter in my life will…

you know that protons have mass?I didn't even know they…

don't eggs tell jokes?They'd crack each…

did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?Lack…

many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?One. It's a…

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could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply storeBut that’s a whisk I’m willing to…

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