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lolztoken.comI haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.Sigh. That's the story of my life.Credit:
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lolztoken.comThe first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myselfThis changes everything.Credit
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lolztoken.comWhy did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?Lack of concentration.Credit:
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lolztoken.comHow do you turn a duck in to a singer?Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.Credit:
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lolztoken.comMy roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anythi
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lolztoken.comI've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.</
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lolztoken.comI'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.That was a very fuelish thing to do.Credit:
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lolztoken.comWhy did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?Because Donald ducked!Credit:
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lolztoken.comPeople say I’ve got no willpowerbut I’ve quit smoking loads of times.Credit:
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lolztoken.comWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on?Nothing. It just let out a little wine.Credit:
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